Arkie Bennett

My dog, lying on the rug, wagged her tail when Leeds scored. Not impressed.

Che Adams, he's one of our own!

Sadly there's no such thing as the law of averages.

Brentford v Man U is unwatchable because of both teams wearing stripes. Not sure if that's down to my colourblindness or if it's a problem for "normals" too.

Many clubs seem to also have a kit to deliberately confound the colourblind.

Maybe it's an agenda to boost Gordon's profile.

Amazing goal by Barnes.

My Baggies mate said he was great on his debut and worse than rubbish thereafter.

Yes, and spontaneity. Doing the unexpected is a good way to confound opposition defences.

The approach and the performance were a total disgrace.

I know how he feels.

Does the club even want to go up?

What a bunch of ****ing wasters. From the boardroom to the pitch.

If we score we will win, but we can't score!

West Brom away?

Remarkable leniency shown to Manchester United's Fernandes for some reason.

Although we had played well we were done for at 0-2, but the own goal injected some surprise spirit which culminated in Mavididi's fine goal. Anything could have happened at 2-2, but the sending off and the need to rejig removed any hope. Nevertheless, a decent performance against a greedy 6 team. Motm for me was Ndidi.

They're celebrating like they've taken the lead against Man City.

I'll take that. If one of the QFs goes to pens I'm in profit.

Quota, quartet, it's all the same to Keown.

That's outside

It's going all Spursy for Chelsea.

BBC can go feck themselves with their "sloppy Chelsea", that was top quality.

Game on!

I've got this to go to penalties. Come on Wolve's.