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Del Boy and Rodney have been on holiday to SAWATDEE WELCOMEEEEEEE Island.

There's 10 months in a Premier League season.... coincidence?

Most clubs media teams announce at exactly the same time by scheduling. Don't think we will break from that.

*Buys cuban shirt* Expectation - Charlie Sheen Reality - Mr Sheen

Stock take should be nice and easy on the basketball top.. "How many did we buy?" "450" "...Yeah still that many"

Is this like the opposite of @Wymsey pleasant surprise????

Not sure i'd say i've 'flopped' and made 'terrible career choices' if I was

Garcia is very hamstrung by the terrible career choices he has made. Tel Aviv for 5 minutes Watford for 5 minutes Olimpiacos for 10 minutes St Ettiene for 5 minutes And then the only time he's shown promise is in a farmers league. I'd say his results in the 'europa stage' or whatever it's called in Belgium are encouraging though. Whether that's because you're shielded from the top teams at that point I don't know. I worry that the most recent time he spent a whole season somewhere, he FLOPPED at Celta who had some very good players at the time. Perhaps you could argue he was another 'covid season' casualty. They finished 7th twice in a row after he left.

Had two failed jobs in France so probably quite funny to French football fans the thought of him in the Premier League.

Was me... i'm 'obsessed' apparently.

Worth noting they'll also lose Glasner in a year or two

Aston Villa have had more re-brands than any club. That's about 5 in the last 10 years

"Did you work for Pep?" "Are you bald?" "You could be entitled to a job way beyond your pay grade, with a significant increase in compensation" "Call 0800BALDFRAUD today to find out more!"

I guess we always had that 'insurance policy' (even though i'm delighted they're gone) of Stowell and Sadler. But with it being summer break, it's not really an issue to have no one, let the new man bring his own team in ready for pre season.

Can’t hand them back if they’ve not paid the extra £25….

We've always wanted a manager with a plan B.... get Cooper and we'll have a manager with a plan A to Z!!! Never seen so many different formations used by one bloke! Not sure he has any sort of identity/style.

Me to man selling Carolina Reaper chillies: "Hi mate, is this hot?" Man: "I think you'll be pleasantly surprised mate"

To be fair, the Leeds kit with red bull sponsoring... that's powerful enough for Red Bull in itself at the minute. They'll basically look like RB Leeds without being called that. That's the power of the RB brand. They've played a blinder, take advantage of them now they need the finances for another season. Similarly it's clever accountancy from Leeds doing it now to help them get through next season in good shape.

Been going on for years, interesting to see them finally make their move.

I think he's probably been promised the Newcastle job once they've got bored of Eddie.

I see we've all reached existential crisis stage...

If @Ric Flair told me there was a Joseph Goebbels managing 3rd tier German team Holsten Keiser Currywurst, playing an exciting brand of football... i'd believe him.

I like the idea of Ruud as much as I do Hetinga. The right sort of football, the PSV/Ajax way. Youth first etc. Would be an incredible coach for the forwards too!

Sooooo we’re still going to play Liverpool then?

Do West Ham have a buy back clause? Their fans were gutted when they sold him