Dan

We're only above 20th because we completely fluked results against Southampton and Ipswich too. Huge strokes of luck in our two biggest games. Van Nistelrooy needs to be good. I actually hate everything about that XI we've played today. It's a complete disgrace. Bordering on unprofessional.

I would honestly go that far - I think we're worse than Southampton, a side we finished comfortably ahead of last season.

Realised today we're down. You've got no hope with this squad.

I'm glad Top & Rudkin had to watch that. Look what you've done you ****ing pair of idiots. The second time in a row we've had a two week window to sack a manager, done it afterwards and basically given a game away on a complete idiot who picked a team so utterly ridiculous I think I could've done no worse. Absolutely unprofessional outfit. If ChatGPT picked that XI today I'd uninstall it.

Genuinely think this has to be in the top 5 worst performances we've ever turned in in the Premier League. An utter utter disgrace.

That was quite a loud Rudkin out. Right in front of the snivelling twat as well. Good work.

Got laughed at on here when I said Coady was a shit signing.

Our fans need to get seriously toxic here. They won't obviously.

No subs at half time is just absolutely unbelievable. I'm convinced half of this site could do no worse than this.

Top watches this and keeps Rudkin in place. What a ****ing joke.

Garbage half from a garbage side.

These defenders are just bad. Moyes needs physical players. He'd have tanked here with this squad I think, it's a very un-Moyes side.

They've made us actually want to start Vestergaard in the Premier League. Please sort these shysters out Ruud.

We could get hammered here if not careful.

It's every single game.

Palace

How do we do it Vardy fantastic.

A matter of time until they score.

Honestly I think it's the worst XI I can remember us naming in a PL game.

Roll on Tuesday.

That's like being one of the best sailors of the titanic though lets be fair.

One of RVN's measures are how quickly he bombs out the likes of Ward, Thomas, Soumare, Choudhury.

It's barely believable. 18 months on from the last time and nothing learnt. How do we get it this wrong?

Another game completely given up if that's the actual team. Embarrassingly bad. Probably the worst XI that will be named in the league this weekend.

Right then time to **** shit up!