StanSP

Looked painful for James too there.

Deffo not just you!

Brilliant defending that

And it's rightly called out there. It kind of ruins the entertainment of the game to an extent.

Fvck me what they playing at

'please, come on!!' As if it was some kind of worldie

Desmond!

Haha get in! 2-2!

Get in!

Touch of the Akinbiyi's there

Just realised who Lauren James reminds me of If you know you you know.

Toone should have shot!

The 'ohhhh' every time there's a chance is grating. I was determining your sex

Average at best I'd say...

Robyn Cowen is a terrible commentator.

But vastly improving still...

Also, this 'clear error' definition is bollocks too. No leading official has ever been able to decipher what's clear or what isn't either outside of a match or during a game. PGMOL definitely can't, UEFA and FIFA can't. It leaves it to too much interpretation and subjectivity

The rebound thing is crap. The 2nd one is probably the one I agree most with. The third one is bollocks. You go through the process of taking the corner, and the ball goes in from a header or it bobbles round a bit, comes to the edge of the box, played out wide, cross comes in and goal scored. Does it get checked?! Surely the sensible thing here is extend goal line technology so that cameras are trained down the whole touchline and almost instantly you can see who got the final touch. Don't let the corner be taken and then bring it back just because a goal might have been scored!

The women's equivalent of Netherlands, if you will...

Ball under arm in honour of Shakey too.

Already tell this guy takes no shit and is ready to get stuck in. KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.

I do like how hands on he is. Not afraid to get stuck in and seems quite vocal and proactive with his tactics and philosophy and style. Hopefully it rubs off on the players and we start to see the benefits of it after a couple of weeks. Just have to hope the players buy into it as much as he's putting in. Can't be doing with any mercenaries or passengers any more. Especially not in this league.

Talk about falling upwards.