Could you survive a visit to your local pub...

[Alf Bentley]

Thinking about some past locals.....

- The Artichoke: Pretty confident I could mash this one

- The Fiveways: Baffled how I could fight a roundabout

- The George IV: He was that obese, pox-ridden King....reckon I could take him on

- Plough & Harrow: Sharp....metal....2 of them.....not confident

- The London Unity: No way I'm taking on a united city of 9 million people

- The Geese: Whether a ground-bound gaggle or a skein in flight, this sounds like Hitchcock on steroids. Count me out!

- The Salamander: A definite win, but I'd feel a bully & would expect the wrath of animal rights activists

- The Crescent: How would I reach the moon to smack it about? Baffled

- The Marble Arch: I wouldn't fear its mobility, but would be up against a resilient defence

- The Nursery: Is it a nursery for kids or plants? Do I get it in the neck for child abuse or plant abuse? Not keen.

- The Donkey's as close as I've got to a local now....I'd expect a kicking, first from the donkey, then from the animal lovers who saw me fighting it

 

Edited 8 October 2019 by Alf Bentley

[Voll Blau]

On 08/10/2019 at 21:03, Kopic said:

Mine's The Red Admiral. Reckon I'd be alright.

Guess it depends if it's a butterfly or some angry navy guy...

[RonnieTodger]

Ale Classroom is a tough one. Old horse probs not

[Wymsey]

The Fox and Hound in Syston.

Don't know, haven't been there before.

[TiffToff88]

Queen Victoria - She's been dead for almost 120 years so I think I could handle her

 

Dog & Gun - dogs lack the opposable thumbs needed to fire a weapon so all I need to do is give it a good scratch behind the ear and befriend the dog

 

Fox & Hounds - they'll probably be too preoccupied with eachother to worry about me

 

Midland Railway - Getting hit by trains would be the obvious danger here, I wouldn't fancy my chances!

 

Beer Pharmacie - a Pharmacy is just a building full of drugs, so barring an overdose, I'd probably be fine here too

[Charl91]

My local is The Red Lion, so I'm pretty much buggered.

 

Not sure about my Grandparent's local pub...

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

The crafty crow, I'd just boot it in the chops, MICHAELS ON FIRE

[Parafox]

The Weavers.

 

I might get stitched up though

Edited 23 October 2019 by Parafox

[Voll Blau]

Was in the Rutland & Derby the other day. Given Rutland is part of Leicestershire and would surely turn on their sheepy brothers to side with me, I think we'd stand a chance.