Could you survive a visit to your local pub...

[Realist Guy In The Room]

The Duke of Cornwall.

 

Unless Charles has been hiding a background in MMA, i’m laying the smacketh downeth on his candy ass.

 

[Voll Blau]

Just recently moved house, so now facing The Windmill.

 

Wouldn't be backing myself in anything more than a gentle breeze.

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

On 25/10/2017 at 12:18, Arriba Los Zorros said:

Horse and Jockey, not too sure. Could take the Jockey on his own if the horse galloped off mind. 

In Manton? If so what a great local you’ve got!! 

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

Mine in its previous guise was the Kaffir, could of had him easily now it’s the Lime Tree, one squirt of Lime in my eyes and I’m done, oh the stinging

[Trav Le Bleu]

Mine's named after the Grand Union Canal.

 

Tricky. 

[spacemunky]

Mine's 'The Judge and Jury'. Interesting since I might actually be facing that in the upcoming months. I sure hope I can survive!

[Nalis]

The Edmund Halley. That nerd would have been too busy focusing on comet watching than scrapping. 

 

Even though I cant fight, its a win for Nalis.

[Jattdogg]

26 minutes ago, spacemunky said:

Mine's 'The Judge and Jury'. Interesting since I might actually be facing that in the upcoming months. I sure hope I can survive!

Lol been there many times.

[yorkie1999]

On 26/10/2017 at 11:48, Countryfox said:

Don't mind having a scrap but you'd have to find one first ...

 

 

They've missed the i out.

[spacemunky]

29 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

They've missed the i out.

That took me way too long to figure out 

[Manini]

On 25/10/2017 at 13:11, ScouseFox said:

the elephant is my local in livpool, man ain’t fighting no elephant. 

 

 

Walton or Woolton even? 
 

Mines The Palace - I mean, I can’t see it fighting back but palaces are huge so I’d probably lose interest. 

Edited 8 October 2019 by Manini

[Unabomber]

The white horse. Not sure tbh, seen Newcastle fans try and fight horses in the past and that hasn’t ever gone too well. I would prob boot it in the leg and see what happens 

[ScouseFox]

42 minutes ago, Manini said:

Walton or Woolton even? 
 

Mines The Palace - I mean, I can’t see it fighting back but palaces are huge so I’d probably lose interest. 

yeah in the village. 

 

the palace was also my local in leeds too until about 3 months ago. now it’s either the boathouse or toast, neither of which are worth a mention in this thread ngl. 

[Manini]

7 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

yeah in the village. 

 

the palace was also my local in leeds too until about 3 months ago. now it’s either the boathouse or toast, neither of which are worth a mention in this thread ngl. 

Used to be moody the palace, it’s too nice now it’s been done out. 
 

Toast is my work local and used to also be my local local - boat house, I don’t bother I’m never up that way. Neither of them deserve too much of a mention you’re right.

[Wolfox]

5 hours ago, spacemunky said:

That took me way too long to figure out 

The honiest lawyer 

[Countryfox]

5 hours ago, yorkie1999 said:

They've missed the i out.

 

5 hours ago, spacemunky said:

That took me way too long to figure out 

 

9 minutes ago, Wolfox said:

The honiest lawyer 

ilawyer ...   made by apple ?? ...    

[Dan LCFC]

The Copt Oak. I have absolutely no idea. I don't see how either of us could win.

[yorkie1999]

32 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

 

 

ilawyer ...   made by apple ?? ...    

Give you a clue, Bit of a sh*thole.

[Countryfox]

12 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

Give you a clue, Bit of a sh*thole.

 

Bolox ! ...    

 

(Tbh the missus got it  ...   doh !!) ...

[boots60]

I'd look a bit of a twat kicking off with a Plough.

 

[Stadt]

The Dog and Partridge is my local now, even though it's a top pub I've not been in since I've lived in my current flat. Could definitely do in a partridge, depends what type of dog though. Next closest is called The Grapes, probably the easiest win in the whole thread.

[Kopic]

Mine's The Red Admiral. Reckon I'd be alright.

[VLC86]

The Axe and Square, id probably cope with the axe but never trust something with 4 corners imo.

[Xen]

The Phantom. What's it going to do, make noises in the dark and slam a few doors? I'll be fine I reckon...

[PAULCFC]

Forest Lodge.... or Red Cow,don't really like cows and would probably trample me,so no i wouldn't.