DJ Barry Hammond Posted 24 December 2017 Share Posted 24 December 2017 (edited) Headlines from the first round of 16 fixtures Shortcake gets knocked out for the second time All the favourites safely make it through to quarters Rich Tea is the first seed to be knocked out - surprising no-one, it really is a shit pointless biscuit This vote is for the bottom half of the draw for the last 16, with voting to close @23:59 on the 24 December (i.e. today). There will then be a days pause in acknowledgment of jebus’ birthday, before the competition resumes with the Quarterfinals Bottom Half - last 16 Match 1) Jammy Dodger vs Malted Milk Match 2) Hobnob vs Chocolate Shortcake Rings Match 3) Chocolate Hob Nob vs Viscount Match 4) Chocolate Digestive vs Digestive Confirmed Quarterfinal opponents (Top Half - to be played 26th) Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie Edited 24 December 2017 by DJ Barry Hammond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 24 December 2017 Author Share Posted 24 December 2017 With a little over 2 hours of voting, in a cringeworthy address to its supporters, a spokesman for Viscount’s cried out; “where are you... WHERE ARE YOU!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Shep Posted 24 December 2017 Share Posted 24 December 2017 When’s the final, I want to make sure I’m in to see it play out! If custard cream gets there it’ll be like Man U and Ronaldo rolled in to one, yuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 24 December 2017 Share Posted 24 December 2017 How Malted Milk had got through the group stage is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 24 December 2017 Share Posted 24 December 2017 1 minute ago, toddybad said: How Malted Milk had got through the group stage is beyond me. Because they’re are clearly some poverty ridden scumbags voting. Shortbread is biscuit king, I don’t care what anyone else says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 24 December 2017 Share Posted 24 December 2017 Just now, Strokes said: Because they’re are clearly some poverty ridden scumbags voting. Shortbread is biscuit king, I don’t care what anyone else says. Chocky digestive, chocky hobnob and shortbread fingers top 3 imho. Constant pushing of custard creams is all a neoliberal plot to make the poor accept shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 24 December 2017 Share Posted 24 December 2017 Shortbread is over-sweet garbage No idea what a viscount is even after googling, let alone how it made it through the group stages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benguin Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 There is no better biscuit than a chocolate digestive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 25 December 2017 Author Share Posted 25 December 2017 To confirm the Quarterfinal line up, which will be up for voting tomorrow; Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie Match 3) Jammy Dodger vs Hobnob Match 4) Chocolate Hobnob vs Chocolate Digestive As you can see, this is where shit starts to get serious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsJohnMurphy Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 30 minutes ago, DJ Barry Hammond said: To confirm the Quarterfinal line up, which will be up for voting tomorrow; Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie Match 3) Jammy Dodger vs Hobnob Match 4) Chocolate Hobnob vs Chocolate Digestive As you can see, this is where shit starts to get serious! This one's gonna be tight!! It's like the biscuit El Clasico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 55 minutes ago, DJ Barry Hammond said: To confirm the Quarterfinal line up, which will be up for voting tomorrow; Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie Match 3) Jammy Dodger vs Hobnob Match 4) Chocolate Hobnob vs Chocolate Digestive As you can see, this is where shit starts to get serious! Hope Custard cream and Bourbon get ****ed. Frauds. Although, the competition is dead to me now chocolate fingers are gone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leicsmac Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 23 minutes ago, MrsJohnMurphy said: This one's gonna be tight!! It's like the biscuit El Clasico Should be the real final tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogstanley Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 The two chocolate coated biscuits have an unfair advantage due to being coated in chocolate. They are the Man City of this competition and I hope we have enough proper biscuit fans on here to see them out. Chocolate chip cookies are another controversial outfit. Are we talking the freshly made, soft and warm doughy ones or the crunchy mass produced ones that come in a packet? If the former, well they're not really biscuits. If the latter than get them in the bin now please. Bourbons are the true kings here. They don't need to be covered in chocolate and unlike jammy dodgers they don't need gimmicks to win games. They're just a solid, dependable tasty biscuit and I hope they win this competition and go on to win the biscuit d'or next season as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 2 hours ago, DJ Barry Hammond said: To confirm the Quarterfinal line up, which will be up for voting tomorrow; Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie Match 3) Jammy Dodger vs Hobnob Match 4) Chocolate Hobnob vs Chocolate Digestive As you can see, this is where shit starts to get serious! Oh no! Choc digestive has drawn choc hob nob! My two faves and one's going home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 36 minutes ago, Col city fan said: Oh no! Choc digestive has drawn choc hob nob! My two faves and one's going home! Yeah but one is going through, so glass half full and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 4 minutes ago, Strokes said: Yeah but one is going through, so glass half full and all that. True...I was just being greedy and wanted to see them both in the final! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 1 minute ago, Col city fan said: True...I was just being greedy and wanted to see them both in the final! I just like pointing out you are a miserable sod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 20 minutes ago, Strokes said: I just like pointing out you are a miserable sod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 21 hours ago, Strokes said: Because they’re are clearly some poverty ridden scumbags voting. Shortbread is biscuit king, I don’t care what anyone else says. Never knew you were in your 60s mate, fair play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 14 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said: Never knew you were in your 60s mate, fair play. Everyone at this party isn't as young, fit and single as they're making out. Yep, let's face it, we're all falling apart piece by piece. Doesn't matter if you're single or in a couple: You. Are. Going. To. Die 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 19 minutes ago, Strokes said: Everyone at this party isn't as young, fit and single as they're making out. Yep, let's face it, we're all falling apart piece by piece. Doesn't matter if you're single or in a couple: You. Are. Going. To. Die Ashamed I had to google that. I’m blaming wine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 25 December 2017 Share Posted 25 December 2017 40 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said: Ashamed I had to google that. I’m blaming wine. I had too to get the exact quote, it wasn’t quite as fitting as I thought but so what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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