Foxestalk Biscuit World Cup - Last 16 (Bottom Half)

[DJ Barry Hammond]

 

Headlines from the first round of 16 fixtures

 

• Shortcake gets knocked out for the second time
• All the favourites safely make it through to quarters
• Rich Tea is the first seed to be knocked out - surprising no-one, it really is a shit pointless biscuit

 

This vote is for the bottom half of the draw for the last 16, with voting to close @23:59 on the 24 December (i.e. today). There will then be a days pause in acknowledgment of jebus’ birthday, before the competition resumes with the Quarterfinals 

 

Bottom Half - last 16

 

Match 1) Jammy Dodger vs Malted Milk

Match 2) Hobnob vs Chocolate Shortcake Rings

Match 3) Chocolate Hob Nob vs Viscount

Match 4) Chocolate Digestive vs Digestive 

 

Confirmed Quarterfinal opponents (Top Half - to be played 26th)

 

Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream

Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie

Edited 24 December 2017 by DJ Barry Hammond

[DJ Barry Hammond]

 

With a little over 2 hours of voting, in a cringeworthy address to its supporters, a spokesman for Viscount’s cried out;

 

“where are you... WHERE ARE YOU!”

[Sir Shep]

When’s the final, I want to make sure I’m in to see it play out! If custard cream gets there it’ll be like Man U and Ronaldo rolled in to one, yuk!

[Guest]

How Malted Milk had got through the group stage is beyond me. 

[Strokes]

1 minute ago, toddybad said:

How Malted Milk had got through the group stage is beyond me. 

Because they’re are clearly some poverty ridden scumbags voting. 

Shortbread is biscuit king, I don’t care what anyone else says.

[Guest]

Just now, Strokes said:

Because they’re are clearly some poverty ridden scumbags voting. 

Shortbread is biscuit king, I don’t care what anyone else says.

Chocky digestive, chocky hobnob and shortbread fingers top 3 imho.

Constant pushing of custard creams is all a neoliberal plot to make the poor accept shite 

[potter3]

Shortbread is over-sweet garbage

 

No idea what a viscount is even after googling, let alone how it made it through the group stages

[Benguin]

There is no better biscuit than a chocolate digestive. 

[DJ Barry Hammond]

 

To confirm the Quarterfinal line up, which will be up for voting tomorrow;

 

Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream

Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie

Match 3) Jammy Dodger vs Hobnob

Match 4) Chocolate Hobnob vs Chocolate Digestive

 

As you can see, this is where shit starts to get serious! 

[MrsJohnMurphy]

30 minutes ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

To confirm the Quarterfinal line up, which will be up for voting tomorrow;

 

Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream

Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie

Match 3) Jammy Dodger vs Hobnob

Match 4) Chocolate Hobnob vs Chocolate Digestive

 

As you can see, this is where shit starts to get serious! 

This one's gonna be tight!!

It's like the biscuit El Clasico

[VLC86]

55 minutes ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

To confirm the Quarterfinal line up, which will be up for voting tomorrow;

 

Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream

Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie

Match 3) Jammy Dodger vs Hobnob

Match 4) Chocolate Hobnob vs Chocolate Digestive

 

As you can see, this is where shit starts to get serious! 

Hope Custard cream and Bourbon get ****ed. Frauds.

 

Although, the competition is dead to me now chocolate fingers are gone.

[leicsmac]

23 minutes ago, MrsJohnMurphy said:

This one's gonna be tight!!

It's like the biscuit El Clasico

Should be the real final tbh.

[Rogstanley]

The two chocolate coated biscuits have an unfair advantage due to being coated in chocolate. They are the Man City of this competition and I hope we have enough proper biscuit fans on here to see them out.

 

Chocolate chip cookies are another controversial outfit. Are we talking the freshly made, soft and warm doughy ones or the crunchy mass produced ones that come in a packet? If the former, well they're not really biscuits. If the latter than get them in the bin now please.

 

Bourbons are the true kings here. They don't need to be covered in chocolate and unlike jammy dodgers they don't need gimmicks to win games. They're just a solid, dependable tasty biscuit and I hope they win this competition and go on to win the biscuit d'or next season as well.

[Guest Col city fan]

2 hours ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

To confirm the Quarterfinal line up, which will be up for voting tomorrow;

 

Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream

Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie

Match 3) Jammy Dodger vs Hobnob

Match 4) Chocolate Hobnob vs Chocolate Digestive

 

As you can see, this is where shit starts to get serious! 

Oh no! Choc digestive has drawn choc hob nob!

My two faves and one's going home!

 

[Strokes]

36 minutes ago, Col city fan said:

Oh no! Choc digestive has drawn choc hob nob!

My two faves and one's going home!

 

Yeah but one is going through, so glass half full and all that.

[Guest Col city fan]

4 minutes ago, Strokes said:

Yeah but one is going through, so glass half full and all that.

True...I was just being greedy and wanted to see them both in the final!

[Strokes]

1 minute ago, Col city fan said:

True...I was just being greedy and wanted to see them both in the final!

I just like pointing out you are a miserable sod 

[Guest Col city fan]

20 minutes ago, Strokes said:

I just like pointing out you are a miserable sod 

 

[VLC86]

21 hours ago, Strokes said:

Because they’re are clearly some poverty ridden scumbags voting. 

Shortbread is biscuit king, I don’t care what anyone else says.

Never knew you were in your 60s mate, fair play.

[Strokes]

14 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Never knew you were in your 60s mate, fair play.

Everyone at this party isn't as young, fit and single as they're making out. Yep, let's face it, we're all falling apart piece by piece. Doesn't matter if you're single or in a couple: You. Are. Going. To. Die

[VLC86]

19 minutes ago, Strokes said:

Everyone at this party isn't as young, fit and single as they're making out. Yep, let's face it, we're all falling apart piece by piece. Doesn't matter if you're single or in a couple: You. Are. Going. To. Die

Ashamed I had to google that. I’m blaming wine.

[Strokes]

40 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Ashamed I had to google that. I’m blaming wine.

I had too to get the exact quote, it wasn’t quite as fitting as I thought but so what.