Caption Competition...

[Stadt]

2 hours ago, urban.spaceman said:

that’s a stupid ****ing shirt you dont surf youve never surfed

[PaulW]

2 hours ago, urban.spaceman said:

"We'll be fine without Kante, Steve Walsh, the club psychologist and especially chicken burgers"

You & Me can really go places.

[Buzzell]

‘So anyway I left Leicester right at the end of the transfer window, they fvcked up on my replacement by 14 seconds and Chelsea said I would be an important first team player...’

Edited 30 August 2018 by buzzer_b

[Buzzell]

‘Told the boss that now I’m captain I’m going to take free kicks and corners for good.’

[Buzzell]

‘Hey Slabhead, for once could you play shit once in a while so the big boys get uninterested in you and try and sign someone else please? Cheers.’

Edited 30 August 2018 by buzzer_b

[SouthStandUpperTier]

 

So whad'ya think to my new weave Gaffer?

[Izzy]

".......and on top of all that Claudio, they also pay me £6 million a year just to sit on my arse!"

[Mike Oxlong]

 

Hey boss, why’s your jacket across your lap ?

Is it cos seeing me in this little black number gives you a dilly ding dilly dong ?

 

 

 

 

[yes ndidi]

can you fix my hair too?

 

[weller54]

How big a twat is Harry Kane did you say Gareth? 

[Captain...]

3 hours ago, weller54 said:

How big a twat is Harry Kane did you say Gareth? 

I’m not giving you a hug until you call up Chillers

[foxfanazer]

6 hours ago, weller54 said:

How big a twat is Harry Kane did you say Gareth? 

‘I said ping pong balls, not King Kong’s balls’

Edited 9 October 2018 by foxfanazer

[foxfanazer]

7 hours ago, weller54 said:

How big a twat is Harry Kane did you say Gareth? 

Gareth Southgate’s impression of Craig Shakespeare was missing some props