Rudkins report to Top

[demon_dog]

As we know Top is missing seeing a large number of games now.

Rudkin no doubt has to send Top a report on these games. I was wondering what he would say in these reports 

Any ideas?

 

How about, we were really unlucky to lose, everything went against us. Russell says the players worked hard. We'll try harder the next game 

[teblin]

When  top gets the report as I think he doesn't care.

 

[Tuna]

THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE !!!????

[Dan]

When North Korea qualified for the 2010 World Cup, they lost a game 3-1 and their highlights showed just their goal, implying they won 1-0. They lost a game 7-0 and their highlights implied a 0-0 draw.

 

I'd imagine his reports are along these sorts of lines. Possibly even more biased.

[Fox92]

He probably doesn't even report it.

[Pita]

Same report every game.  Unlucky to lose 

[Free Falling Foxes]

70% possession Top. 70%!

I told you he was our man.

We are heading in the right direction. 

[Silva Fox]

Why would he have to send a report - you think Aiyawatt cares how the game went? Probably doesn't even know the season has started yet!

[Blue ROI]

The fans are right behind you bestie bar a few undesirables 

 

You should hear the applause after games

 

Everything is under control

[HitchinFox]

2 hours ago, Dan said:

When North Korea qualified for the 2010 World Cup, they lost a game 3-1 and their highlights showed just their goal, implying they won 1-0. They lost a game 7-0 and their highlights implied a 0-0 draw.

 

I'd imagine his reports are along these sorts of lines. Possibly even more biased.

Kim Jon Rud-qin  

[HitchinFox]

[SK3Blue]

Dear Top, average performance today, Burton caused us problems, we managed a goal and good news, Skippy got sent off so we can claw some cash back with a fine. 

We did lose, but on a brighter note I found Morrisons had restocked the salad bar after the game so I had a yummy tea, traffic good, got home safe around 7.30pm. 

[Bourbon Fox]

3 hours ago, Tuna said:

THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE !!!????

It's Rudkins all the way down