Sven Caption Thread

[davieG]

I only get paid a pittance and yet they still expect me to produce a winning team!

[Strokes]

Smithers!! Who is that man?

[The People's Hero]

Sven was the only man in the stadium to dress accordingly for the funeral of the English dogged spirit and will to overcome.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Hey Macarena!

[The People's Hero]

This football is so tiresome. I wish I was at home counting my money and banging a slut.

[MC Prussian]

I look pretty in black, don't I?

[Benji]

I wonder if i am fooling everyone to believe i want england to win

[Durnerz]

Owen Hargreaves in shorts, mmmmmmmm.......

[Daggers]

[Leicester Lass]

Well...er....

"With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,

Let's do the Time Warp again!"

[Fez of Mahrez]

Well...er....

"With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,

Let's do the Time Warp again!"

That's what I wanted to put, but I didn't know the words so opted for Macarena instead. You win.

[Master Fox]

It's time for David James to come on and play up front! He's the best striker we've got

[filbertway]

That's what I wanted to put, but I didn't know the words so opted for Macarena instead. You win.

She stole my song anyway

"My haemoroids (sp) are flaming up again"

[BartonFox]

Only one more game and then I'm outta here

[filbertway]

I swear I paid that prostitute £50 more that normal?

[macbeth]

i don't give a **** what the tw*t's got to say