Rincewind Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 Whose good at thinking puzzles? Off work in a mo so I'll leave this poser. I will leave a clue if nobody gets it by the time I get home in the morning. Then I'll set another. A man and his wife went on holiday. Two months later, the man called the police to report the location of a body, near the place where he had been on holiday. The police thanked the man and asked him why it had taken two months to report the body, What was his reason?
Daggers Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 ...because they made the mistake of travelling by rail and all the damn trains had been cancelled due to underfunding and profiteering?
Collymore Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 Whose good at thinking puzzles? Off work in a mo so I'll leave this poser. I will leave a clue if nobody gets it by the time I get home in the morning. Then I'll set another.A man and his wife went on holiday. Two months later, the man called the police to report the location of a body, near the place where he had been on holiday. The police thanked the man and asked him why it had taken two months to report the body, What was his reason? 1. He had a really shit memory? 2. He recoreded it on his video camera or photo camera and didn't spot it till he watched them back (2 months later) 3. He murdered his wife and it took 2 months for him to get the courage to tell the police that he had done it?
The People's Hero Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 He was in America/Australia wherever they put the date differently, 9th July 9/7 became seventh September 7/9? I dunno.
Lemon Harpic Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 He went to the North Pole, and his wife froze to death. It was only a day trip, but the days in the North Pole last two months?
Libertine Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 The man was not involved in any way in the death of the person whose body he had reported. The man had not noticed the body earlier, but did later.
Knighton Matt Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 The man was not involved in any way in the death of the person whose body he had reported. The man had not noticed the body earlier, but did later. What's with the serious text Lib? Are you FBI?
Libertine Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 What's with the serious text Lib? Are you FBI? MIB.
Libertine Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 *cough*GOOGLE*cough* *Cough* shutupidneverdoanythinglikethat *Cough*
EmLeee Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 *Cough* shutupidneverdoanythinglikethat *Cough* You did - I did the same and got the same answer! ... shhh!
Libertine Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 You did - I did the same and got the same answer! ... shhh! Purely a coincidence.
Bert Posted 28 June 2006 Posted 28 June 2006 You did - I did the same and got the same answer! ... shhh! I wondered how you knew as well
Rincewind Posted 29 June 2006 Author Posted 29 June 2006 Have you got the book Lib? They are the clues I was going to give. If anyone has the book they are banned from answering.
Steven Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 Whose good at thinking puzzles? Off work in a mo so I'll leave this poser. I will leave a clue if nobody gets it by the time I get home in the morning. Then I'll set another. A man and his wife went on holiday. Two months later, the man called the police to report the location of a body, near the place where he had been on holiday. The police thanked the man and asked him why it had taken two months to report the body, What was his reason? Having been on holiday the man didn't finish the film in his camera for another two months. It was only when he got the pictures back that he spotted the dead body.
macbeth Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 how would you know from a photograph if the person was dead ?
macbeth Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 how would you know from a photograph if the person was dead ? i shall report to the police the location of this body on my holiday snaps
Collymore Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 1. He had a really shit memory? 2. He recoreded it on his video camera or photo camera and didn't spot it till he watched them back (2 months later) 3. He murdered his wife and it took 2 months for him to get the courage to tell the police that he had done it? Feck you all
Knighton Matt Posted 29 June 2006 Posted 29 June 2006 i shall report to the police the location of this body on my holiday snaps Why is there a photo of cock and balls in the top right corner? Why are they shaved as well? Is everyone too polite to mention it? Why so many bloody questions??!!
macbeth Posted 1 July 2006 Posted 1 July 2006 Why is there a photo of cock and balls in the top right corner? Why are they shaved as well? Is everyone too polite to mention it? Why so many bloody questions??!! i thought about reporting him but the police said it needed enlarging
crazy horse Posted 2 July 2006 Posted 2 July 2006 i thought about reporting him but the police said it needed enlarging can it be done on the national health i'm only asking for a friend
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