Ricey Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 You need to watch Mr T's 'Be somebody or be somebody's fool' video. There's a section on 'recouping' where it states if you fall over in public, you just turn it into a break dance and everyone will start clapping instead of laughing. Mr T, life guru.
Collymore Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Telephone Interviews. I've got to do one now :pinch:
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 People cooing over babies... Anyone crying when someone they never met dies... Whenever someone starts being strangely nice to me... When doctors start sentences with "Well, if we remember your age then..." Anything smaller than me with more legs than they should have... Whenever I meet people who are studying for degrees at university ... Whenever I hear people say "I'm not racist, but..." Dentists
Phube Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 I'm not scared of them, but here's a piccy for those that are!!! On my wall last year!!! This year's are bigger!!!
The People's Hero Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 I'm not scared of them, but here's a piccy for those that are!!! On my wall last year!!! This year's are bigger!!! Had you pulled one of his legs off?
crazy horse Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Had you pulled one of his legs off? he must have lost it in a fight
Cobbo Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Erm, nowt really. Katy, know anything? Losing my genitalia I guess.
macbeth Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Erm, nowt really. Katy, know anything? Losing my genitalia I guess. be careful where you put them then
Collymore Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 fridgefreezerscamels yogurts double glazing Cos it goes bang when you break it?
Nationwider Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Going up ladders outdoors. In buildings, fine; outside, nope. Bumping into ex-girlfriends. The thought of my bank statement for this month, when it arrives. Being sent to work at the other end of the country, or anywhere crappy where I don't want to be. Massive bears running loose everywhere.
billabob Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 You need to watch Mr T's 'Be somebody or be somebody's fool' video. There's a section on 'recouping' where it states if you fall over in public, you just turn it into a break dance and everyone will start clapping instead of laughing. Iv seen that vidoe, pure class, Mr T is the daddy of all daddies yes that means that he singl handidly gave the sperm 2 make every1 of ur dads!
Nationwider Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Iv seen that vidoe, pure class, Mr T is the daddy of all daddies yes that means that he singl handidly gave the sperm 2 make every1 of ur dads! Mr.T is my grandad? That's highly unlikely.
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Having to overact an ailment, that was your alibi for not going to work, when you pass by the offices of your work on your way to pub/breakfast shop/interview
billabob Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Mr.T is my grandad? That's highly unlikely. No really every'1 family tree has MR T in it, albeit i have no substancial evidence to prove this but why would you even want to challenge this theory!
Nationwider Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 No really every'1 family tree has MR T in it, albeit i have no substancial evidence to prove this but why would you even want to challenge this theory! When you put it like that, I don't think I shall challenge it! He's more an uncle though. Uncle T.
billabob Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 When you put it like that, I don't think I shall challenge it! He's more an uncle though. Uncle T. Thats fair enough, each to there own, but each of us is related to him in some way!
Katy Posted 28 July 2006 Author Posted 28 July 2006 Erm, nowt really. Katy, know anything? Losing my genitalia I guess. I know lots of things but I can't think of anything you are scared of, maybe you keep them well hidden cuz you're being a double 'ard bloke or summat.
crazy horse Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 people who wave at me from trains........ i find this disturbing too........especially when they wave at you from those dotto type trains in holiday places.....they all smile in a way that implies they know something embarrassing about you as well
macbeth Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 i find this disturbing too........especially when they wave at you from those dotto type trains in holiday places.....they all smile in a way that implies they know something embarrassing about you as well you're not wrong there mad mustang
macbeth Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 Why? Do you live in a snake infested neighbourhood? snakes are a big problem round here.........and ladders........if one doesn't get you the other will
davieG Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 Bejeesus I didn't realise this forum had so many scaredy cats. I suggest you all get a cup of cocoa, a book to read and go and cuddly up to your favourite comforter in bed. Suggested reading: On second thoughts this might be more appropriate:
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