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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Jimothy

Jimothy

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Did you hear about the person who tied a calf to his balls?

He claimed he was hung like a horse

Along with Al's point about horses not having calves, how does this make him hung like a horse? The joke doesn't work. Unless horses go around with other horses tied to their balls, he's simply hung with a horse on his bollocks. The only way it would work is if he hung a horse up and then hung himself up the same way.

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thewarmanator

thewarmanator

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Infact 150,000 condoms will be given out to athletes at the Olympics :lei1:

Do they use them all there, or save them for future use ?

They are just to prevent Ryan Giggs impregnating the whole Olympic village!

Raw Dykes

Raw Dykes

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Along with Al's point about horses not having calves, how does this make him hung like a horse? The joke doesn't work. Unless horses go around with other horses tied to their balls, he's simply hung with a horse on his bollocks. The only way it would work is if he hung a horse up and then hung himself up the same way.

lol You're right - the joke makes no sense. I'll try to save that pathetic joke as best I can...

Did you hear about the man with a massive dong who started whinnying and trying to gallop with all fours that had U-shaped metal shoes nailed on when he was executed with a rope around his neck?

He was hung like a horse.

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Guest

Guest

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Horses have foals, not calves.

So the guy wasn't hung like a horse, he was a foal?

Guest

Guest

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Well, he was a foal to tie a calf to his cock.

If you get a +1 for that when it was my joke I shall cry and cry and cry :D

Captain...

Captain...

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Well, he was a foal to tie a calf to his cock.

+1

If you get a +1 for that when it was my joke I shall cry and cry and cry :D

Cry bitch! :devil:

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Guest

Guest

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+1

Cry bitch! :devil:

:nono::cry:

You are SOOOOO predictable.

You'd have thought Al would give me a plus 1 if he were stealing the joke wouldn't you?

The Doctor

The Doctor

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:nono::cry:

You are SOOOOO predictable.

You'd have thought Al would give me a plus 1 if he were stealing the joke wouldn't you?

You didn't mention a cock - hence it was a new joke. Don't like it, tough luck.

Guest

Guest

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You didn't mention a cock - hence it was a new joke. Don't like it, tough luck.

:)

You like the subtle approach?

Wherethefoxhat?

Wherethefoxhat?

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A six year old boy walks into the confessional & catches the Father masturbating.

"What are you doing Father?" asks the boy

"It's called wanking replies the Father.....you'll be doing it soon .

"Why Father ?" says the youngster.

"Because my arm is fookin killing me !"

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FoxesAreBlue

FoxesAreBlue

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I think this is my first joke here so go easy on me.....

A Celtic supporter was being chased down the road by a gang of Rangers supporters and they were gaining fast on him. Suddenly he sees a sign for the Clyde ferry and runs fast towards where it points.

As he rounds the corner, with the Rangers supporters almost on his heels, he sees the ferry just off the dock,, so he puts a last spurt on, runs to the quayside and jumps, just making it onto the ferry.

He then turns round and waves two fingers at the gathered Rangers supporters and laughs at them. A voice behind him says, "Ah wuddna do that, son, if ah wer you." "Oh no and why not?" asks the Celtic supporter. The man says, "Well, we're just docking."

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