Daggers Posted 24 September 2006 Posted 24 September 2006 You know the sketch, Hughes is as useful as: a one legged man at an arse kicking competition a chocolate dildo a cricket bat made of glass toilet paper made from concrete George Bush a condom in an old peoples home
Head Honcho Posted 24 September 2006 Posted 24 September 2006 You know the sketch, Hughes is as useful as: a one legged man at an arse kicking competition a chocolate dildo a cricket bat made of glass toilet paper made from concrete George Bush a condom in an old peoples home As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse
Swedging Posted 24 September 2006 Posted 24 September 2006 He might be a bit crap at football but you'd hope he could get up some better analogies.
Thracian Posted 24 September 2006 Posted 24 September 2006 A limp cock. Cos it won't go anywhere worth going and doesn't do the job!.
Daggers Posted 24 September 2006 Author Posted 24 September 2006 Andy Johnson. ...And we have a winner Ladeees ad Gentlemen
Coxy Posted 24 September 2006 Posted 24 September 2006 An exhaust on a push bike. He pimps up the team
Joe. Posted 24 September 2006 Posted 24 September 2006 You know the sketch, Hughes is as useful as: a one legged man at an arse kicking competition a chocolate dildo a cricket bat made of glass toilet paper made from concrete George Bush a condom in an old peoples home Come on give him a break. Yes Hughes had an absolute shocker against Colchester but remember- he isn't a winger. I think he adds a bit of class in the centre when he plays well and gets the odd goal or two. He seems to be played out of position too often when we clearly have a right winger in Josh Low on the bench.
ROSSINDA Posted 24 September 2006 Posted 24 September 2006 You know the sketch, Hughes is as useful as: a one legged man at an arse kicking competition a chocolate dildo a cricket bat made of glass toilet paper made from concrete George Bush a condom in an old peoples home Stevie Wonders Sunglasses
Daggers Posted 25 September 2006 Author Posted 25 September 2006 Come on give him a break. Yes Hughes had an absolute shocker against Colchester but remember- he isn't a winger. I think he adds a bit of class in the centre when he plays well and gets the odd goal or two. He seems to be played out of position too often when we clearly have a right winger in Josh Low on the bench. No. I don't give a flying toss whether he's a winger or not - that is wholly irrelevant to how bad he was on Saturday. Not one decent pass, robbed off the ball all the time and staring into space are not failings on the wing...they are fundamental failings in playing the game. At no point in time did he ever look like he even wanted to be there. His attitude and performance were nothing short of ****ing disgusting.
Janx Posted 25 September 2006 Posted 25 September 2006 Come on give him a break. Yes Hughes had an absolute shocker against Colchester but remember- he isn't a winger. I think he adds a bit of class in the centre when he plays well and gets the odd goal or two. He seems to be played out of position too often when we clearly have a right winger in Josh Low on the bench. COme on Stephen....back to Belvoir Drive.... no time for surfing the net!
Ultra Posted 25 September 2006 Posted 25 September 2006 ...fans who argue that Milan Mandaric are the saviour of our club.
Finnegan Posted 25 September 2006 Posted 25 September 2006 ...another thread bashing a decent lad because the club can't afford better players.
Janx Posted 25 September 2006 Posted 25 September 2006 hes a quality player...motivation, motivation, motivation!!
BMR Posted 25 September 2006 Posted 25 September 2006 A remote control without batteries ... doesnt go in any direction you tell him and try as you might you'll never get him out of 'standby'
Coxy Posted 25 September 2006 Posted 25 September 2006 As useful as a cock flavoured lollypop My favourite flavour, goes well with some bull penis from the tasty penis topic
coale39 Posted 25 September 2006 Posted 25 September 2006 I think Johnsons worse. Johnson is as useful as a bag of dog shit.
Thracian Posted 25 September 2006 Posted 25 September 2006 I think Johnsons worse. Johnson is as useful as a bag of dog shit. Johnson's like the baby powder - he's all on the surface and the "sweet smell" of being a new signing has quickly disappeared.
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