Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 All posters welcome to audition for or suggest other posters for roles... Uwe Boll-esque director - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH Gay Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - davieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA Inn Inspector - Bartonfox (and by God it had better be run well, or else!) In Denial - Robsdee School Cook - Stez Ginger Strawberry blond incontinent kid - bluearmy5 Quiet, over-emotional girl holding onto the curtains and refusing to speak her lines - Katy Judean People's Foxes Trust Front Chairman- Isle of Wight Fox Incontinent ginger kid with plastic bow and arrow - the_bowman Nosey neighbour peeking through curtains and complaining about the noise - VaFox Seedy roadcleaner with a stack of retrieved street-porn in his dustcart - Master Fox
Leonisco Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 I would like to be one of the Kings. Please. Sorry, those positions have been filled by "The Man Who Would Be King", "Kop King" and "De Vries The King".
Wils Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 Sorry, those positions have been filled by "The Man Who Would Be King", "Kop King" and "De Vries The King". Errr. I feel the Real Trio should have them parts.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 November 2006 Author Posted 8 November 2006 Errr. I feel the Real Trio should have them parts. The successful auditionees and their roles are listed in the first post of this thread.
Wils Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 The successful auditionees and their roles are listed in the first post of this thread. Funny Guy.
Master Fox Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 Or the Ass. Yeah maybe that??? Not to fussed either way...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 November 2006 Author Posted 8 November 2006 F**k it, I can't keep up. I'll update it later on (either that or some funnyarse moderator will do it and cast me as the ass. I'm looking squarely at you here Disco Bobby).
The People's Hero Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 I want... I want to be.... I want to be a cowboy!
Daggers Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 I hope this nativity will have the correct gender, race and belief balance.
Daggers Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 I wana be king Herold Not in this bucket of fun you won't - you'll be a Triumph Herald and bloody like it.
Thracian Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 "Can I look at your license, Sir". "Could you please move on, Sir". It's a calculated threat. Patronizing politeness. They just leave out the words, "or else". I despise people in authority who use the term "Sir".
Libertine Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 "Can I look at your license, Sir". "Could you please move on, Sir". It's a calculated threat. Patronizing politeness. They just leave out the words, "or else". I despise people in authority who use the term "Sir". ........the fudge?
davieG Posted 8 November 2006 Posted 8 November 2006 All nominees must produce an Identity Card, isn't that why they were in Jerusalem in the first place? All those years and we don't seem to have moved on much! I'll be one of the Shepherds it could be fun rounding up all the sheep shaggers
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