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All posters welcome to audition for or suggest other posters for roles...

Joseph - Libertine

Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG

Ticket desk -

Fudge seller - Thracian

Keep 'em coming! :D

Well 'appy with my part, Wils you bitch, stop bitching at least we get a part. :unsure::D:D

Posted

apparantly my agent wanted me to understudy constantine!! Me.. I asked him what he was doing for 10%

He replied something about ass kissing to which I replied, Well kiss 10% of the arses then!!

:whistle:

Posted

Well 'appy with my part, Wils you bitch, stop bitching at least we get a part. :unsure::D:D

Yeah true,had my heart set on the Kings.

But at least with us being queens we wont have to dress up. :pinch:

Posted

Whoever gets the part of God has a real job on.

He/She must get Mary up the duff without her noticing. :ph34r:

I think you fit that part perfectly - you're sneaky and very covertly perverse :P

And seeing as I want to be the Son of God, and you helped me settle in to the forum, the role is even better for you :thumbup: That makes sense enough to be hired :P

Posted

The great thing about being God is, I have no lines...

I just send some little winged bastard to do all my talking. It's bloody brilliant.

Just a shame life isn't quite so biblical or, conversely, the bible isn't realistic. :ph34r:

Posted

There are no cowboys in the Bible! Cowboys are real!

:ph34r:

Who could possibly represent Jesus, who is after all the saviour? Saviour... Leicester City messageboard... current climate...

Nope. No idea.

Posted

There are no cowboys in the Bible! Cowboys are real!

:ph34r:

Who could possibly represent Jesus, who is after all the saviour? Saviour... Leicester City messageboard... current climate...

Nope. No idea.

jme all the way. :ph34r:

Posted

jme all the way. :ph34r:

Yes!!!! :D I am in total agreement with this post. It can only be me. I would play the part fantastically well and most definitely wouldn't let anyone down, namely me parents Mary and Joseph (LL and Lib ;) ) as well as me Almighty Father, the Lord God :)

Posted

There are no cowboys in the Bible! Cowboys are real!

:ph34r:

Who could possibly represent Jesus, who is after all the saviour? Saviour... Leicester City messageboard... current climate...

Nope. No idea.

I think all the "saviours" have been pretty well discredited! :whistle:

Posted

Yes!!!! :D I am in total agreement with this post. It can only be me. I would play the part fantastically well and most definitely wouldn't let anyone down, namely me parents Mary and Joseph (LL and Lib ;) ) as well as me Almighty Father, the Lord God :)

yet another reason to dislike religion

Posted

bogoff you cockend. You have a problem with me for bollocks all.

:D

wind the bobbin up,

wind the bobbin up...

bloody hell you are sensitive.

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