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Coming along nicely I think, should be a good show :thumbup:

Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E

Jehova - Jamesino's Dad

Joseph - Libertine

Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG

Cow with large udders - Phube

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono

Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic

Fudge seller - Thracian

Posted

I can't believe I haven't already been approached, even as a cameo. :cry:

Posted

You have to propose yourself a role! I haven't decided my own yet... :pinch:

A star of my quality and calibre does not propose their own role!! A star of my quality and calibre is invited to appear in a production (time and other commitments permitting)! I need to see scripts, costumes etc!!
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A star of my quality and calibre does not propose their own role!! A star of my quality and calibre is invited to appear in a production (time and other commitments permitting)! I need to see scripts, costumes etc!!

Right. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson it is then.

Posted

Director - Fez

Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E

Jehova - Jamesino's Dad

Joseph - Libertine

Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG

Cow with large udders - Phube

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono

Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic

Fudge seller - Thracian

Token Asian - The Singh

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa

Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino

Posted

Right. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson it is then.

:D:D:D

:@:mad:

:nono:

:pinch:

Posted

:@:mad:

:nono:

:pinch:

That's just the kind of attitude that will help to make your role even more believable Tara damn, sorry, Lisa. Easy mistake to make etc...

Posted

Token Asian - The Singh

Can Token be doing something stereotypical? I think it will add credence to the part...after all, who is going to believe a non-white person was at the birth of Christ?

Posted

That's just the kind of attitude that will help to make your role even more believable Tara damn, sorry, Lisa. Easy mistake to make etc...

a) I look nothing like her.

b) She is, apparently, a "bit of a tomboy with a nasty temper", I quote.

c) She's a nutter.

Posted

Can Token be doing something stereotypical? I think it will add credence to the part...after all, who is going to believe a non-white person was at the birth of Christ?

Quite true, everyone knows Jesus and all other middle eastern men at the time of his birth were white, but due to the the fact that many of the viewing public will be of some sort of ethnicity, it has been decided that a token Asian will be added!!!! :D:P:P

Posted
Quite true, everyone knows Jesus and all other middle eastern men at the time of his birth were white, but due to the the fact that many of the viewing public will be of some sort of ethnicity, it has been decided that a token Asian will be added!!!! :D:P:P
Don't forget the blonde hair and blue eyes. :thumbup:
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Director - Fez

Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E

Jehova - Jamesino's Dad

Joseph - Libertine

Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG

Cow with large udders - Phube

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono

Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic

Fudge seller - Thracian

Token Asian - The Singh

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa

Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino

Drunk Inn Keeper ~ Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc

Posted

Well I am surprised I haven't been earmarked at ALL. After all I for one have the media pedigree.... :whistle:

Posted

Well I am surprised I haven't been earmarked at ALL. After all I for one have the media pedigree.... :whistle:

I thought you were:

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Is that not a big enough role for you, I mean you do have all the credentials for it!!!!

Posted

I thought you were:

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Is that not a big enough role for you, I mean you do have all the credentials for it!!!!

:o <_<

tosser!

;)

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