Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support FoxesTalk by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content
Fez of Mahrez

Foxestalk Nativity Play

Recommended Posts

Posted
All posters welcome to audition for or suggest other posters for roles...

Embarrassed bloke in angel outfit suspended from the ceiling - Fez

Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E

Jehova - Jamesino's Dad

Joseph - Libertine

Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG

Cow with large udders - Phube

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono

Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic

Fudge seller - Thracian

Token Asian - The Singh

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa

Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino

Drunk Inn Keeper ~ Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc

Statler & Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA

Keep 'em coming! :D

Erm what about the dogging extras?

Posted

In those days they didn't use Dogs... they used Cows. :pinch:

Enter Phube! :ph34r:

They walked cows down to fields to meet up with others for a quick session? Isn't this just the day in the life of today's farmer?

Posted

They walked cows down to fields to meet up with others for a quick session? Isn't this just the day in the life of today's farmer?

Probably.

But we must not discount the regional variations to this theme. :ph34r:

;)

Posted

Before the publicity material and programmes are printed can you please get my name correct.

It's davieG not DavieG.

Detail is so important and so is my ego.

Posted

Before the publicity material and programmes are printed can you please get my name correct.

It's davieG not DavieG.

Detail is so important and so is my ego.

Should get yourself on the LCFC board of directors, you can massage it better from there, so it's been said. :smile:

Posted

Spielberg-esque director - Fez

Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E

Jehova - Jamesino's Dad

Joseph - Libertine

Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

First Officially Gay Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG

Cow with large udders - Phube

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono

Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic

Fudge seller - Thracian

Token Asian - The Singh

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa

Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino

Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc

Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA

Statler's mother-in-law - BartonFox

Inn Inspector - Bartonfox

In Denial - Robsdee

Posted

jamie oliver - stez :)

cheers.

:cry:

who in all that is holy do you think gave jesus the gift of making some bread and fish stretch far enought to feed 5k? hmm? school dinners for 38p a kid? hmm? <_< :whistle:

Posted

Uwe Boll-esque director - Fez

Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E

Jehova - Jamesino's Dad

Joseph - Libertine

Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

First Officially Gay Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - davieG

Cow with large udders - Phube

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono

Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic

Fudge seller - Thracian

Token Asian - The Singh

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa

Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino

Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc

Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA

Statler's mother-in-law - BartonFox

Inn Inspector - Bartonfox

In Denial - Robsdee

School Cook - Stez

Ginger incontinent kid - bluearmy5

Somethings you just have to do yourself.

Posted

I dunno, second highest poster in Foxestalk history and I don't even get a mention. Im sooooooooooo memorable :cry:

Posted

I dunno, second highest poster in Foxestalk history and I don't even get a mention. Im sooooooooooo memorable :cry:

Second place is the first one to lose!! :whistle::thumbup:

Posted

Uwe Boll-esque director - Fez

Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E

Jehova - Jamesino's Dad

Joseph - Libertine

Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

Gay Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - davieG

Cow with large udders - Phube

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono

Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic

Fudge seller - Thracian

Token Asian - The Singh

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa

Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino

Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc

Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA

Statler's mother-in-law - BartonFox

Inn Inspector - Bartonfox

In Denial - Robsdee

School Cook - Stez

Ginger Strawberry blond incontinent kid - bluearmy5

Quiet, over-emotional girl holding onto the curtains and refusing to speak her lines - Katy

incontinent ey, nice :pinch:. technically my hair is auburn but..... :whistle:

Auburn is just fancy talk for people who don't like the word ginger - and my understanding is that all ginger kids have incontinence problems. I used to be a teacher you know :thumbup:

Posted

Auburn is just fancy talk for people who don't like the word ginger

say you wanted to look like me (waits for joke about no chance of that etc.)

if you went into a wig shop and asked for ginger hair you'd end up looking nothing like me

if on the other hand you asked for auburn hair, you would look like me.

saying i have ginger hair is like saying someone with dark brown hair has light brown hair.

i'll allow it though

Posted

say you wanted to look like me (waits for joke about no chance of that etc.)

if you went into a wig shop and asked for ginger hair you'd end up looking nothing like me

if on the other hand you asked for auburn hair, you would look like me.

saying i have ginger hair is like saying someone with dark brown hair has light brown hair.

i'll allow it though

I have noted your touchiness about the word ginger - let's change it to "Strawberry blond" then :thumbup:

Uwe Boll-esque director - Fez

Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E

Jehova - Jamesino's Dad

Joseph - Libertine

Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

Gay Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - davieG

Cow with large udders - Phube

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono

Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic

Fudge seller - Thracian

Token Asian - The Singh

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa

Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino

Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc

Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA

Statler's mother-in-law - BartonFox

Inn Inspector - Bartonfox

In Denial - Robsdee

School Cook - Stez

Ginger Strawberry blond incontinent kid - bluearmy5

Quiet, over-emotional girl holding onto the curtains and refusing to speak her lines - Katy

Posted

Can I please be the Official Spokesperson for the Judean People's Front?

Oh hang on...or was it the People's Front of Judea? Or maybe the Judean Popular People's Front?

Whatever...SPLITTERS!!

Posted

Uwe Boll-esque director - Fez

Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E

Jehova - Jamesino's Dad

Joseph - Libertine

Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

Gay Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - davieG

Cow with large udders - Phube

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono

Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic

Fudge seller - Thracian

Token Asian - The Singh

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa

Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino

Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc

Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA

Statler's mother-in-law - BartonFox

Inn Inspector - Bartonfox

In Denial - Robsdee

School Cook - Stez

Ginger Strawberry blond incontinent kid - bluearmy5

Quiet, over-emotional girl holding onto the curtains and refusing to speak her lines - Katy

Judean People's Foxes Trust Front Chairman- Isle of Wight Fox

Incontinent ginger kid with plastic bow and arrow - the_bowman

Posted

HAHA- i suported leicester longer than that guy who wouldn't be king

29/07/1992

my D.O.B.

and i will go on supportin till i die.

thank u for ur invaluable time

Posted

Uwe Boll-esque director - Fez

Jesus Christ - J/\/\E

Jehova - Jamesino's Dad

Infertile Joseph - Libertine

The "Virgin" Mary - Leicester Lass

Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King

Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils

Triumph Herald - sheephead

Cowboy - TPH

Gay Dalek - Disco Bob

A tree - The Don

A big Ass - Ultra

Dogging bloke - Collymore

Sheep botherer #1 - davieG

Cow with large udders - Phube

Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers

Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono

Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic

Fudge seller - Thracian

Token Asian - The Singh

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa

Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino

Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc

Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA

Statler's mother-in-law - BartonFox

Inn Inspector - Bartonfox

In Denial - Robsdee

School Cook - Stez

Ginger Strawberry blond incontinent kid - bluearmy5

Quiet, over-emotional girl holding onto the curtains and refusing to speak her lines - Katy

Judean People's Foxes Trust Front Chairman- Isle of Wight Fox

Incontinent ginger kid with plastic bow and arrow - the_bowman

Ahh good to see I've been given the role I requested :P And I never knew the Nativity Play contained so many people :o

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...