Daggers Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 I thought you were: Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Is that not a big enough role for you, I mean you do have all the credentials for it!!!! Tch, I tell you, casting is not the joy it used to be. Once upon a time young fit women did me favours...now I just get people whinging about their parts. Don't want to be a toilet-based pervert Jankers. Fine! Don't be a toilet-based pervert. There'll be others. Stez hasn't been cast yet.
Janx Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 I see myself as the Angel Mandy, who comes down and buys the Inn AND the stable, ensuring that under a new mortgage its future is safe and repairs can be done, I also get rid of the Old Donkeys and bring in a thoroughbred racehorse, turning the stable into a Stud and at the sametime the innkeeper, who is actually an inexperienced keeper of Inss but in fact a good barman, gets put back on the bar and I bring in a Food and Beverage Director.... Alan of Nazareth in the Region of Curbishley.
Wycombe Fox Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Can I be a door-to-door 'No More Nails' salesman? Ooops sorry...that's Easter
Dr The Singh Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 I see myself as the Angel Mandy, who comes down and buys the Inn AND the stable, ensuring that under a new mortgage its future is safe and repairs can be done, I also get rid of the Old Donkeys and bring in a thoroughbred racehorse, turning the stable into a Stud and at the sametime the innkeeper, who is actually an inexperienced keeper of Inss but in fact a good barman, gets put back on the bar and I bring in a Food and Beverage Director.... Alan of Nazareth in the Region of Curbishley. This a Biblical Tale, not make believe!!!!
Hullfox Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Rather than token gestures to The Singh, I propose that he should be the genie
Manwell Pablo Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Fez where are you wise mem, where are your sheperds? where is your Inn keeper? ****en amature.
Janx Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Thank god we haven't got to cast the Monkeys.... I think we all remember what happened there!
Thracian Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Fez where are you wise mem, where are your sheperds? where is your Inn keeper? ****en amature. Kenrick's gotta be the Innkeeper!. Proper beer all round!
Daggers Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 I wish people would keep up Director - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper ~ Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc
Daggers Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Fez where are you wise mem, where are your sheperds? where is your Inn keeper? ****en amature. I think we've found one half of our Statler and Waldorf
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 All posters welcome to audition for or suggest other posters for roles... Director - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper ~ Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc Keep 'em coming! Why am i always left out, when i am easily in the top 73 funniest people on here. I cry for me
Daggers Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Why am i always left out, when i am easily in the top 73 funniest people on here. I cry for me ...and there's our second half.
Daggers Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Director - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper ~ Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc Statler & Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA
Dr The Singh Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Why am i always left out, when i am easily in the top 73 funniest people on here. I cry for me Don't worry, there could be a sequel or a spin off???
Daggers Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Embarrassed bloke in angel outfit suspended from the ceiling - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc Statler & Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA In denial - Robsdee
The Don Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Embarrassed bloke in angel outfit suspended from the ceiling - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc Statler & Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA In denial - Robsdee Is it set in Egypt??
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Is it set in Egypt?? Thats it im down to the 74th funniest - damn!
Phube Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Barton Fox has to be the one moaning about the shoddy running of the Inn and how they weren't prepared on easily the busiest day of the year, and it would be better run if the manager and the board were all sacked!!
Thracian Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Barton Fox has to be the one moaning about the shoddy running of the Inn and how they weren't prepared on easily the busiest day of the year, and it would be better run if the manager and the board were all sacked!! Well if that leaves Barton as relief manager at the Inn you can expect watered-down footballers - sorry beer - from one end of Christmas to the other!.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 9 November 2006 Author Posted 9 November 2006 Spielberg-esque director - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH First Officially Gay Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA Statler's mother-in-law - BartonFox In denial - Robsdee
Phube Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Spielberg-esque director - Fez Big Gay Jesus - J/\/\E Jehova - Jamesino's Dad Joseph - Libertine Mary - Leicester Lass Three Kings - The Man Who Would Be King, Kop King, De Vries The King Three Queens - Bert, Maybes and Wils Triumph Herald - sheephead Cowboy - TPH First Officially Gay Dalek - Disco Bob A tree - The Don A big Ass - Ultra Dogging bloke - Collymore Sheep botherer #1 - DavieG Cow with large udders - Phube Bloke on the other side of the glory hole in the inn toilets - Jankers Couple canoodling in the back row - LWICD & Cisono Whinging tosser at the ticket desk - Lemon Harpic Fudge seller - Thracian Token Asian - The Singh Tara Palmer-Tomkinson - Lisa Pie seller ("I'm sorry sir, we appear to have sold out, no this is not pie in my mouth, it's a medical condition...") - Jamesino Drunk Inn Keeper - Ken(If you're not in CAMRA you're not coming in)lcfc Statler and Waldorf - Manwell_Pablo & IDEA OR IKEA Statler's mother-in-law - BartonFox In denial - Robsdee Who is packing Thracian's Fudge??
lookwhaticando Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 Who is packing Thracian's Fudge?? You volunteering?
Phube Posted 9 November 2006 Posted 9 November 2006 You volunteering? How can I, I'm a Cow with large Udders!!!
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