Maybes Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 I am just about ready to go to bed. So I wish you all a good nights sleep!!
filbertway Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 I am just about ready to go to bed. So I wish you all a good nights sleep!! Night night, don't let the bed bugs bite.
lookwhaticando Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 You got my hopes up. I was expecting a bedtime story. *sniff* Dream-squasher.
Rincewind Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 You want a story? I'll tell you a story. Is that my cow NEIGH No that is a horse it is not my cow. Is that my cow? UUUGH No that is a hippopotomus it is not my cow Is that my cow? Grunt Grunt Not that is a pig it is not my cow. Is that my cow? Innit Innit Baa Baa No that is a Derby fan shagging a sheep it is not my cow.
Flynny Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 You want a story? I'll tell you a story. Is that my cow NEIGH No that is a horse it is not my cow. Is that my cow? UUUGH No that is a hippopotomus it is not my cow Is that my cow? Grunt Grunt Not that is a pig it is not my cow. Is that my cow? Innit Innit Baa Baa No that is a Derby fan shagging a sheep it is not my cow. That's so crap I nearly had an aneurysm. I did laugh, though.
Rincewind Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 Actually I nicked that from Terry Pratchett (not the last part) in it the character a member of the Nightwatch has to rush home every night to read his 18 month son this story. Woe betide if he is late
The People's Hero Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 Actually I nicked that from Terry Pratchett (not the last part) in it the character a member of the Nightwatch has to rush home every night to read his 18 month son this story. Woe betide if he is late When I read that (the worst 'joke' ever) I thought either Hop has been at the beers tonight, or that is the work of the extremely overrated Terry Pratchett.
Webbo Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 When I read that (the worst 'joke' ever) I thought either Hop has been at the beers tonight, or that is the work of the extremely overrated Terry Pratchett. i've never read any terry pratchet, it's just the people who recommend him put me off (no offence TP fans)
lookwhaticando Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 Old ones get covered in too much semen? Can't be easy sleeping in the same bed as your hands.
Flynny Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 Can't be easy sleeping in the same bed as your hands. That was my line when he replied! Bastard!
Guest Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 Keep it clean, chaps. In both senses of the word. Thank you.
lookwhaticando Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 That was my line when he replied! Bastard! :thumbsup: Beaten.
Bert Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 Keep it clean, chaps. In both senses of the word. Thank you. It's like being back at schoool!!
Guest Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 It's like being back at schoool!! I am the dominant female.
stez Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 I am the dominant female. lisa, earlier today, with here news paper of choice:
Flynny Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 lisa, earlier today, with here news paper of choice: Don't post more wanking material, you'll only encourage them!
Guest Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 Dinner lady? No thanks, I've eaten. lisa, earlier today, with here news paper of choice: *pictured deleted to prevent nightmares* How could you? I thought you were my friend.....
Nationwider Posted 7 January 2007 Posted 7 January 2007 Apparently "The Server" is too busy to handle my request. Well excuse me! I know when I'm not wanted....
Maybes Posted 7 January 2007 Author Posted 7 January 2007 MOTD in Bed for me tonight. Gotta be up at 6.50 Travelling out to oldbury in the blackcountry...55 miles
Maybes Posted 16 January 2007 Author Posted 16 January 2007 Right then .....better be off to bed. Long day ahead of us all that are travelling down to fulham, so need to get a good nights sleep in.
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