Manwell Pablo Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 Now I'm sure I put in the safe but it doesn't seem to be there I'd better find it before 4pm other wise I can see my career pospects taking a turn for the worse.
Manwell Pablo Posted 12 February 2007 Author Posted 12 February 2007 Gutted. How very sympathetic of you. I don't suppose any of you have got a spare grand lying about. All in 20's preferred but not necessary
Katy Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 How very sympathetic of you. I don't suppose any of you have got a spare grand lying about. All in 20's preferred but not necessary Sorry bud, if I had a grand it would be winging it's way to South Kesteven District Council
Manwell Pablo Posted 12 February 2007 Author Posted 12 February 2007 Sorry bud, if I had a grand it would be winging it's way to South Kesteven District Council **** that do what that bird in Derby did, refuse to pay it until they get rid of the prosies and drug dealers off your estate. I should probabley look for this thousand pounds really shouldn't I.
Katy Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 **** that do what that bird in Derby did, refuse to pay it until they get rid of the prosies and drug dealers off your estate. I should probabley look for this thousand pounds really shouldn't I. Yes you should I could refuse to pay it until they give us a shop, street lights, a decent through road etc instead of just the poxy letterbox that serves the 15 houses in this god forsaken place.
Floating Fox Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 How very sympathetic of you. I don't suppose any of you have got a spare grand lying about. All in 20's preferred but not necessary I have it in bags of pennies..
Master Fox Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 How very sympathetic of you. I don't suppose any of you have got a spare grand lying about. All in 20's preferred but not necessary YEAH i do BUT not For YOU!!!!!!
Zingari Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 Now I'm sure I put in the safe but it doesn't seem to be there I'd better find it before 4pm other wise I can see my career pospects taking a turn for the worse. you don't say if you locked the safe
Ric Flair Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 Now that's how Mandaric got the last bit of money together for the final few shares he required. The sneak!
Geo V Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 Now I'm sure I put in the safe but it doesn't seem to be there I'd better find it before 4pm other wise I can see my career pospects taking a turn for the worse. I dont think I know any safe owners as some people seem to use that thing the bank! Pablo, if you need some tips on getting that grand bacj its easy peasy. Go to the bank manager and ask him for a 10 million quid. As you are a former International footballer he will say yes. Then go to the casino and bet a grand on black. If it loses, double your stake until it comes in. The £10m you have will allow you to double your bet on 13 consecutive occasions until at least one spin lands on a black number. regardless on whether you hit it on the 1st spin or the 13th, stop at the winning spin, call the bank manager up and give him his money. If you fail to get a black number within the first 13 spins and lose your money, just kill yourself as you would have terrible luck and its pointless in living. I wish you well.
Ric Flair Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 I dont think I know any safe owners as some people seem to use that thing the bank! Pablo, if you need some tips on getting that grand bacj its easy peasy. Go to the bank manager and ask him for a 10 million quid. As you are a former International footballer he will say yes. Then go to the casino and bet a grand on black. If it loses, double your stake until it comes in. The £10m you have will allow you to double your bet on 13 consecutive occasions until at least one spin lands on a black number. regardless on whether you hit it on the 1st spin or the 13th, stop at the winning spin, call the bank manager up and give him his money. If you fail to get a black number within the first 13 spins and lose your money, just kill yourself as you would have terrible luck and its pointless in living. I wish you well. The 'Dawson' system of betting, I know it well! Had a very productive World Cup using this system on 0-0 scores!
MC Prussian Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 Ever heard of dissolving money? Crumbles when you touch it.
lostsole89 Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 Are you completely sure u put it in the safe in the first place..?
Manwell Pablo Posted 12 February 2007 Author Posted 12 February 2007 I dont think I know any safe owners as some people seem to use that thing the bank! Pablo, if you need some tips on getting that grand bacj its easy peasy. Go to the bank manager and ask him for a 10 million quid. As you are a former International footballer he will say yes. Then go to the casino and bet a grand on black. If it loses, double your stake until it comes in. The £10m you have will allow you to double your bet on 13 consecutive occasions until at least one spin lands on a black number. regardless on whether you hit it on the 1st spin or the 13th, stop at the winning spin, call the bank manager up and give him his money. If you fail to get a black number within the first 13 spins and lose your money, just kill yourself as you would have terrible luck and its pointless in living. I wish you well. I am the ****ing bank you plank. Geezus. EDIT: Oh yeah and I've found it btw, no thanks to you lot. I was almost worried for a moment there.
Dr The Singh Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 I am the ****ing bank you plank. Geezus. EDIT: Oh yeah and I've found it btw, no thanks to you lot. I was almost worried for a moment there. Replace your losses with monopoly money, or if you have a decent printer\copier. copy £1000's worth!!! I know there shit idea's, but I can't of much else today!!
Manwell Pablo Posted 12 February 2007 Author Posted 12 February 2007 well done, where was it hiding? In the safe. But I pulled out this book like thing to look for it and when I did I pulled the grand as well (twas underneath the book) resulting in it no longer being in the safe. Ah well, girl who had this job once actually gave a customer a grand instead of a 100 pounds once. Needless to say that was alot harder to get back than this one.
Deathside Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 I should probabley look for this thousand pounds really shouldn't I. If I thought I had a reasonable chance of finding £1K I'd start looking
Daggers Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 I am the ****ing bank you plank. Geezus. EDIT: Oh yeah and I've found it btw, no thanks to you lot. I was almost worried for a moment there. Right - now you can sort me out then... Eight years ago I had a debt, I thought it had been written off but this morning I received a letter from some random agency asking for three times the initial amount. Fourteen thousand nine hundred ****ing pounds!
Suffolk_fox Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 Sorry bud, if I had a grand it would be winging it's way to South Kesteven District Council Blimey, didn't know we were maybe once neighbours. Mum and Dad still live in Stamford, in SKDCland....
Alexikokopops Posted 12 February 2007 Posted 12 February 2007 Blimey, didn't know we were maybe once neighbours. Mum and Dad still live in Stamford, in SKDCland.... Phffffffffffffffft, it's all about NKDC. That's right, I'm putting it out there.
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