Zingari Posted 14 March 2007 Posted 14 March 2007 in keeping with his last few sigs making reference to the next opponents of leicester city i think it will be a picture of a queen doing a bit of "park ranging"
davieG Posted 14 March 2007 Posted 14 March 2007 I hope there's not a subliminal message here. I wish I'd found BBs picture
Daggers Posted 15 March 2007 Posted 15 March 2007 No idea about the topic but I think it is going to be 'this' big
Zingari Posted 15 March 2007 Author Posted 15 March 2007 I hope there's not a subliminal message here. I wish I'd found BBs picture yes i thought about the "gay thing" but decided to avoid it i like stez's gay ranger ( not in a sexual way) ; nice sig pic , is it queen victorias park staff or something like that ?
Zingari Posted 18 March 2007 Author Posted 18 March 2007 last week before QPR it was a pic of shop called Loftus Stoke City next ( the potters ) ; so will davieg's sig pic be along these lines ps this film was directed by "MIKE NEWELL" An omen please
Steven Posted 21 March 2007 Posted 21 March 2007 a remix (of sorts) of ffuters' The old man poking at a fire (2007) remix?
stez Posted 21 March 2007 Posted 21 March 2007 The old man poking at a fire (2007) remix? man in the wilderness by random man (sir stanley matthews in the house remix)
Steven Posted 21 March 2007 Posted 21 March 2007 man in the wilderness by random man (sir stanley matthews in the house remix) man in the wilderness by random man featuring (sir stanley matthews in the house) remix man in the wilderness stez v sir stanley matthews
Zingari Posted 18 April 2007 Author Posted 18 April 2007 allison preston the best davieg pre match sig yet
lildave3 Posted 18 April 2007 Posted 18 April 2007 allison preston the best davieg pre match sig yet I have to say i'm a fan of that.
davieG Posted 18 April 2007 Posted 18 April 2007 allison preston the best davieg pre match sig yet What else is there for Preston? Bit like Leicester they have the Football Musem we have the Space Centre and ............
Zingari Posted 23 April 2007 Author Posted 23 April 2007 Dad: Aye, Hampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? ... you had to go poncing off to "Barnsley", you and yer coal-mining friends. (spits) ) heres the classic monty python sketch for anyone who remembers it about halfway down t' page http://thesemoments.blogspot.com/2005_03_01_archive.html
davieG Posted 23 April 2007 Posted 23 April 2007 Funny you should mention MP BB I had thought of this sketch but it's a bit long for a signature, I think I'll use the last four quotes: Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen" [ from the album Live At Drury Lane, 1974 ] The Players: Michael Palin - First Yorkshireman; Graham Chapman - Second Yorkshireman; Terry Jones - Third Yorkshireman; Eric Idle - Fourth Yorkshireman; The Scene: Four well-dressed men are sitting together at a vacation resort. 'Farewell to Thee' is played in the background on Hawaiian guitar. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah? THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:You're right there, Obadiah. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh? FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:A cup o' cold tea. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:Without milk or sugar. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:Or tea. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:In a cracked cup, an' all. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son". FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:Aye, 'e was right. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:Aye, 'e was. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor! FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake. THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:Cardboard box?T HIRD YORKSHIREMAN:Aye. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt. SECOND YORKSHIREMAN:Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky! THIRD YORKSHIREMAN:Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife. FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. ALL:They won't!
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