Wils Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 One nice day of weather and the little buggers are everywhere. Grrr.
the_bowman Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 tell me about it... got stung And btw it's spelt Bees (and ' shows posession not multiple objects)
Daggers Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 I love bees. BTW - it's "they're" as in they are back not "there" which indicates a location
Wils Posted 26 March 2007 Author Posted 26 March 2007 Oh bollocks it. Anyway yeah,i hate the little fckers.
lildave3 Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 I love bees. BTW - it's "they're" as in they are back not "there" which indicates a location Jeez, anyone would think this was a spelling bee... God that was poor
Phube Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Jeez, anyone would think this was a spelling bee... God that was poor lol
Master Fox Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 When the bastard wasps return in their millions attacking people all over the country, that’s when you should start worrying.
Daggers Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Oh bollocks it. Anyway yeah,i hate the little fckers. They're just furry little friends of the garden ~ whereas flies just tramp shit all over your food then puke on it. They're the sods I'd ban...along with mosquitos.
anotherwin Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Bees are cool, wasps are a pain in the butt - fact
the_bowman Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Bees are cool, wasps are a pain in the butt - fact Literally or metaphorically? Im on form with vocabulary today
samingram_uk Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 i just seen a big **** off bumble bee, ( ran like a girl )
the_bowman Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 i just seen a big **** off bumble bee, ( ran like a girl ) I would too, preferably screaming
lookwhaticando Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 I sat on one once. It stung me, naturally. Must have seen me coming. It died anyway... not that my intention was to kill it... or sit on it, for that matter.
Daggers Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 A bee chased me once and started banging on the door of my car near Lords cricket ground. It then went back to the van and started to return with a large wrench...but fortunately the lights changed and I was able to disappear into London. Upon reflection I think it may not have been a bee - but a large irate van driver.
hairy Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 Interesting fact about bees:- A bees sting is located in a small sack at the top of a corkscrew shaped tip. When a bee stings you if you brush it off you pull the sack out of its body killing the bee and releasing the sting into your open wound. If on the other hand you dont brush it off and take the pain like a man, the bee will unscrew itself from you and fly off, thus sparing you the pain and its life. Wasps on the other hand have a needle shaped tip which is automatically covered in sting when extended out of the body. They just sting you then F off. But their sting is 10 times (ish) less painfull than that of a bee.
Solihullfox Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 When the bastard wasps return in their millions attacking people all over the country, that’s when you should start worrying. Are bastard wasps even worse than common wasps Master Fox ?
Manwell Pablo Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 Interesting fact about bees:- A bees sting is located in a small sack at the top of a corkscrew shaped tip. When a bee stings you if you brush it off you pull the sack out of its body killing the bee and releasing the sting into your open wound. If on the other hand you dont brush it off and take the pain like a man, the bee will unscrew itself from you and fly off, thus sparing you the pain and its life. Wasps on the other hand have a needle shaped tip which is automatically covered in sting when extended out of the body. They just sting you then F off. But their sting is 10 times (ish) less painfull than that of a bee. Getting stung by a wasp ten times is very unpleasent, trust me I know. One of the feckers got inside me cloths. ow, ow, ow.
Master Fox Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 Are bastard wasps even worse than common wasps Master Fox ? No different completely species. The common wasp can be trained and made into a friendly domesticated pet
blue blood Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 there used to be a bee hive in the grass of the back yard when i was young i usd to stand there with a tennis racket and as they came out they would hover for a few seconds - i think to et their bearings, i would see how far i could backhand and smash them. Cricket bat was a good alternative - cover drives, cuts, pulls and the odd slog sweep 2
blue blood Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 i used to have a brazil 94 tshirt, it had its pros and cons, when playing football i was always closley marked by about 5 bees.
Simi Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 I hate these little ****ers. As a kid I tried to poke a 'dead' bee. It stung me. Evidentally it was not dead. Basta*d.
Nationwider Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 Is it me, or are bees getting bigger? I saw one today fopr the first time in '07 and a swear the bleeder was the size of a hackysack! Bees are alright though. Nature 'n that, innit?
blue blood Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 Is it me, or are bees getting bigger? I saw one today fopr the first time in '07 and a swear the bleeder was the size of a hackysack! Bees are alright though. Nature 'n that, innit? may have been a queen bee loking for a home
cisono Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 One nice day of weather and the little buggers are everywhere. Grrr. Where? Haven't seen any yet I have however seen far too many fruit flies in my kitchen... they have manage to survive the winter there, living on of my fruit and vegetables. Bloody annoying!
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