Aarrggghhh!

[lildave3]

I see you winin' n grindin'

I wanna love you

(I'm hoping that's right. Because if not, that may look very homosexual. )

[Katy]

People who play shite music really loud off their phones on trains

assistants in clothes shops who ask "are you alright" when your just browsing

Caravans on B roads going 20mph and blocking your view for overtaking

Big Brother

power cuts when you've done like 2 seasons on FM (or other games) for the past 5 hours and forgetting to save / not enabling auto save!

When the fire alarms sounds at half 3 in hotels in Manchester on a freezing cold night in December

You have issues my love, but I tend to agree with the majority of them. I have my own but I can't be arsed to write them so i'll just steal yours

[Guest]

Here are my pet hates in the gym.

• People who sweat all over the equipment, and don't clean it up afterwards. This is more often the case when the place is busy.
  

• People who never put any of the equipment away after using it, like balls, weights etc. I have come in to exercise, not clean up after you bone idle, ignorant feckers. Talking of which, these are usually the same people who leave locker doors open, leave their empty bottles in the showers, and their face wipes all over the place, for someone else to clean up. I can't believe how scummy some people are; I bet they don't do it at home.
  

• I've started a new paragraph, but it's so closely related to the one above. People who don't take their towels and toiletries with them, if they are going to use the pool. There are hooks conveniently placed so that you can finish your swim and then go straight through to the showers, but obviously some people are too worried that their Head and Shoulders is going to get nicked. So they traipse through the changing rooms, stand two lockers down from their own, and reach across to get their stuff from their own, leaving a large puddle normally in front of my locker. The ones who do stand in front of their own lockers to get their stuff out normally moan about the wet patch, and push poor innocent people into the mess that they have made.
  

• People who when getting changed have to empty the entire contents of their bags all over the limited available space, so that those of us who don't have nowhere to put their own bags, except for the puddle that the arsehole in question has conveniently left.
  

• People who, after teaching their children the benefit of exercise, feed them before they've even finished dressing. Aside from the fact the little ankle-biters are eating crisps, biscuits and chocolate, totally negating the limited exercise they've done, is a changing room really the sort of place one should be eating? Do these mothers serve tea in the bathroom? No, so don't feed them somewhere where someone has just been throwing athletes foot powder!
  

Those are todays. Thank you for taking the time to read.

[Finnegan]

There there, Lisa. It's ok.

[Guest]

There there, Lisa. It's ok.

Thank you.

[Geo V]

Here are my pet hates in the gym.

• People who sweat all over the equipment, and don't clean it up afterwards. This is more often the case when the place is busy.
  

• People who never put any of the equipment away after using it, like balls, weights etc. I have come in to exercise, not clean up after you bone idle, ignorant feckers. Talking of which, these are usually the same people who leave locker doors open, leave their empty bottles in the showers, and their face wipes all over the place, for someone else to clean up. I can't believe how scummy some people are; I bet they don't do it at home.
  

• I've started a new paragraph, but it's so closely related to the one above. People who don't take their towels and toiletries with them, if they are going to use the pool. There are hooks conveniently placed so that you can finish your swim and then go straight through to the showers, but obviously some people are too worried that their Head and Shoulders is going to get nicked. So they traipse through the changing rooms, stand two lockers down from their own, and reach across to get their stuff from their own, leaving a large puddle normally in front of my locker. The ones who do stand in front of their own lockers to get their stuff out normally moan about the wet patch, and push poor innocent people into the mess that they have made.
  

• People who when getting changed have to empty the entire contents of their bags all over the limited available space, so that those of us who don't have nowhere to put their own bags, except for the puddle that the arsehole in question has conveniently left.
  

• People who, after teaching their children the benefit of exercise, feed them before they've even finished dressing. Aside from the fact the little ankle-biters are eating crisps, biscuits and chocolate, totally negating the limited exercise they've done, is a changing room really the sort of place one should be eating? Do these mothers serve tea in the bathroom? No, so don't feed them somewhere where someone has just been throwing athletes foot powder!
  

Those are todays. Thank you for taking the time to read.

Fantastic stuff. I`ll have a rant on the gym as well if you dont mind?

- Getting the gym machine hoggers off in reasonable time. Why people think that they can sit on one machine for 20 mins chatting away and taking theer time is beyond me.

- Trying to get the lazy gym "instructors" to do there job and do something simple like putting an out of order sign on a machine or filling up the token machine so I can use a locker instead of the girls prancing around the lads and the lads flirting with any female who has two legs and an arse that isnt hitting the floor.

- People that go to the gym to talk and not train and think that instead of a friendly wave or wink as I am on the machine that they expect me to stop what I am doing mid-flow so I can talk about my girlfriend, work or mutual friend.

- Blokes who think that its normal and OK to towle themselves off with everything hanging and shoving there towels up in all sorts of angles and expect me to continue in the conversation without wanting to vomit.

- I can talk for England, Greece and Cyprus but why is it when I sit in the jacuzzi after a hard workout, lean back and close my eyes does it mean that I get some bored housewife want to strike up a conversation about her loser husband and layabout kids?

That will do for now

[Guest seanfox778]

People who take drinks all night long in a round system then go round when it's their round.

It's obvious, it's annoying and it's not cool.

I also hate people being late for things, but I'm always late. Do as I say, not as I do.

I hate it also when people remember empty (drunken?) promises I've made.

thats a good one, i made a few of them promises last night that no doubt will come back to haunt me

later this week, no matter how many times i warn people that i'm getting hammered now please ignore me for this duration

of time.

[Durnerz]

- People who overly apologise. Just a simple 'Sorry mate' or 'Didn't mean to do that,sorry.' will do, instead of your life story about how accident prone you've been recently because your dog died or whatever, leave me alone.

- People who want to know something from you then cut right across you when you're halfway through telling them, if you don't care then dont ask me in the first place.

- People who smell ( see thread)

- Chavs

- People being late.

There are more but i'm depressing myself...

[James.]

1. People who are clearly and overtly absolutely convinced of their own coolness but are in fact utter wankers.

2. The music out loud on mobile phones thing - related to the above.

3. People who wear sunglasses indoors. Again, related to 1.

4. People who believe their lives depend on getting on the next tube and will push, kick, shout their way on board at the expense of everyone else's safety. The next tube is in TWO F**KING MINUTES you selfish twat.

5. People who leave accusatory post-it notes such as "Keep off my milk". What happened to sharing?

6. People who accept the offer of a drink without returning it.

That will do. For now.

[Tommeh]

1. People who are clearly and overtly absolutely convinced of their own coolness but are in fact utter wankers.

2. The music out loud on mobile phones thing - related to the above.

3. People who wear sunglasses indoors. Again, related to 1.

4. People who believe their lives depend on getting on the next tube and will push, kick, shout their way on board at the expense of everyone else's safety. The next tube is in TWO F**KING MINUTES you selfish twat.

5. People who leave accusatory post-it notes such as "Keep off my milk". What happened to sharing?

6. People who accept the offer of a drink without returning it.

That will do. For now.

I hate them too, love it when they get stuck in the door as it closes, serves 'em right!

[blue blood]

1. marmite....why spread feaces on toast?

2. Chavs...nuff said innit

3. People refusing to wear deodrant whn they have a BO problem....EWWW!!

4. Mini skirts coupled with celulite - its just wrong, where is your dignity?

5. Leeds united...need i say more?

[cisono]

[*]Young girls who wear hipster trousers with thongs that stick out over the top and cropped tops... it's NOT a good look!

and how about that large layer of fat around the waist area... it just sticks out into the open...

[cisono]

4. Mini skirts coupled with celulite - its just wrong, where is your dignity?

It has been said that every woman has some cellulite (including supermodels).

Where do you draw the line?!?!?!

[Wils]

People walking around playing music on there phone. Fcuk that annoys me.

[Guest seanfox778]

When you lend a DVD out and you don't get it back.

When you get really drunk and it seems like a good idea to withdraw as much cash as you can.

Clinton Morrison when he does an interview after a Republic of Ireland game.

[Trumpet]

[BigGibbo]

comedy songs any of them i just can't see whats funny from spongebob b@st@rd pants to weird al w@nkovic & i cant mentally deal with the crazy f@ck@ng frog play these on a phone near me & phone rage is sure to ensue

[Wils]

Id edit that before Master Fox sees that pic of Bertha.

[Trumpet]

Id edit that before Master Fox sees that pic of Bertha.

you mean... other half?

[AoWW]

People that cut you up in town.

Sorry, that was probably me... but if you must be so fecking cautious...

I've another one to add to my list:

Flies - dozy ones that constants buzz around your head but never sit down long enough for you to obliterate them!

[stez]

1. People who are clearly and overtly absolutely convinced of their own coolness but are in fact utter wankers.

the eurovision pisses me right off, but i love it too!

[Daggers]

Sorry, I've been out talking to people about my food allergies and listening to music on my phone while driving in a reckless fashion around a roundabout. What did I miss?

Oh goddam - these hipsters really aren't me...they make my G-string really ride up my crack.

[Trumpet]

Sorry, I've been out talking to people about my food allergies and listening to music on my phone while driving in a reckless fashion around a roundabout. What did I miss?

Oh goddam - these hipsters really aren't me...they make my G-string really ride up my crack.

:wub:

[Guest]

We have a lot of anger here!

Fantastic stuff. I`ll have a rant on the gym as well if you dont mind?

- Getting the gym machine hoggers off in reasonable time. Why people think that they can sit on one machine for 20 mins chatting away and taking theer time is beyond me.

Aaaarrrggghhh! They do my nut. I suppose I could be classed as a hogger, taking up a trwadmill for an hour, but seeing as I run over 11k on the frigging thing (I would like to run a marathon one day), I feel justified. But like you say, it's usually 2+ women, who spend more effort talking about clothes and make-up, whilst struggling to walk at a pace of 4km/h. They might as well not bother. The other thing that pisses me off about this is that some of the machines have TV screens attached whilst others don't. Guess which ones they take?

- Trying to get the lazy gym "instructors" to do there job and do something simple like putting an out of order sign on a machine or filling up the token machine so I can use a locker instead of the girls prancing around the lads and the lads flirting with any female who has two legs and an arse that isnt hitting the floor.

They do tend to leave the 'serious' exercisers alone.

- People that go to the gym to talk and not train and think that instead of a friendly wave or wink as I am on the machine that they expect me to stop what I am doing mid-flow so I can talk about my girlfriend, work or mutual friend.

It can be annoying.

- Blokes who think that its normal and OK to towle themselves off with everything hanging and shoving there towels up in all sorts of angles and expect me to continue in the conversation without wanting to vomit.

Women do that too. Some stand around doing their hair whilst in the buff. I know a lot of the blokes who will read this will probably think that this is a good thing, but let me assure you that the kind of women that do this are really not the sort of women who should be walking around naked. I am a First Class Prude of the highest order, but I would imagine that even those who can appreciate the human body in its natural state would agree with me on that.

- I can talk for England, Greece and Cyprus but why is it when I sit in the jacuzzi after a hard workout, lean back and close my eyes does it mean that I get some bored housewife want to strike up a conversation about her loser husband and layabout kids?

It could be worse; it could be a now ex-City player tellling all and sundry how he shagged four women in three nights in Magaluf.

That will do for now

I'm sure we'll carry this on later!

[Geo V]

We have a lot of anger here!

Aaaarrrggghhh! They do my nut. I suppose I could be classed as a hogger, taking up a trwadmill for an hour, but seeing as I run over 11k on the frigging thing (I would like to run a marathon one day), I feel justified. But like you say, it's usually 2+ women, who spend more effort talking about clothes and make-up, whilst struggling to walk at a pace of 4km/h. They might as well not bother. The other thing that pisses me off about this is that some of the machines have TV screens attached whilst others don't. Guess which ones they take?

They do tend to leave the 'serious' exercisers alone.

It can be annoying.

Women do that too. Some stand around doing their hair whilst in the buff. I know a lot of the blokes who will read this will probably think that this is a good thing, but let me assure you that the kind of women that do this are really not the sort of women who should be walking around naked. I am a First Class Prude of the highest order, but I would imagine that even those who can appreciate the human body in its natural state would agree with me on that.

It could be worse; it could be a now ex-City player tellling all and sundry how he shagged four women in three nights in Magaluf.

I'm sure we'll carry this on later!

, who was that? The nearest I have come to a speaking to an ex-pro footballer was years ago in the David Lloyd in Enfield when Steve Sedgley and his then missus came upto me to say thanks about the Plasma TV he bought from me when I managed a Dixons and gave the tight ar$e a deal . The funniest was seeing him in there with Neil Ruddock a while later because Ruddock blatantly turned up just to try to crack jokes and annoy everybody the prat.

I`ll add a few more rants as another 12 hours have passed so I`ll base it on that

- Being persuaded to go out by one mate in particular last night was OK despite me wanting to relax in and watch the hotties on the Eurovision, but out of the 4 lads who turned up the one who was bugging me to come out was the one who said that he was tired a couple of pints in and decided to go home. Why make a song and dance if you were only coming out for 5 mins? Come to think of it, he didnt buy any of the first 2 or 3 rounds.

- Me and the missus are on the brink of splitting (hey-ho only been dating a few months) but yesterday was a classic when she tried to make me jealous by saying she is going out with a certain crowd that we both knew included a lad who has fancied her for ages When you hit 34 you get bored of playing these types of idiotic jealousy games and I cant work out why people do it!

- I told a mate last night that I am away for upto 2 months from next weekend for business and pleasure in Cyprus and he hit back and had a hissy fit as we were talking weeks ago about the possibility on going on a gambling trip to Vegas. Why do people over-react on the simplist things FFS? Its not like it was arranged, booked, paid for and I have let anyone down. It was just a frivolous chat that a few lads were interested in doing but there lives are all too complicated to allow that to happen anyway!

- Spitting. Waiting outside the packed kebab shop in the early hours was bad enough but looking down on the floor to see about 30 gobby efforts to dodge wasnt fun. I thought people spitting to look hard ended in the 80s?

I`ll find some more things to moan about when another 24 hours pass