Master Fox Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 Slugs - they're everywhere these days. Anyone else noticed it?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 Slugs - they're everywhere these days.Anyone else noticed it? my uncle pours salt on them to protect his shrubs
Daggers Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 My brother uses a tennis racket to send slugs and snails from his garden into other peoples. I rely on the powers of persuasion to convince them not to nibble my vitals
Dames Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 Yeah i've notice a load of rude fat ugly women about recently... Ohh you mean the garden variety ?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 My brother uses a tennis racket to send slugs and snails from his garden into other peoples.I rely on the powers of persuasion to convince them not to nibble my vitals tennis racket + snails
Daggers Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 I nude sunbath in the garden after smearing my bits with lettuce.
Daggers Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 I nude sunbath in the garden after smearing my bits with lettuce. ...it's not directly related to the thread. I just thought I'd share.
Dr The Singh Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 I nude sunbath in the garden after smearing my bits with lettuce. That's a great Slug deterant........that would scare any creature!!!!
Master Fox Posted 31 May 2007 Author Posted 31 May 2007 That's a great Slug deterant........that would scare any creature!!!! I thought slugs enjoyed a tipple of wet lettuce?
Dr The Singh Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 I thought slugs enjoyed a tipple of wet lettuce? It's lemond nude that would deter them MF!!
andyh1884 Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 I hate 'em. We've got 1/more that somehow got into our living room & every morning I find trails on the rug in the middle of the floor. I'm considering an all-night stake-out & as soon as the little bastards come out I can have my revenge
billabob Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 [Random slug fact, slugs get so intertwinned during sex that sometimes that get stuck, to get out of this (excuse the pun) *sticky* situation, the female slugs eat, yes EAT the males penis so there you go, random fact and thank god im no slug!
Daggers Posted 4 June 2007 Posted 4 June 2007 I was sleeping the deepest and most wonderful of sleep. One o'clock - puppy wakes me to go outside. Carry puppy downstairs, find wife's junk with right foot & fall down second half of staircase. Land in heap at bottom, covered in junk, puppy completes arc through the air and lands next to me - evacuating its bowels in the process. Take puppy outside to calm down while dumb, heavily sworn-at wife cleans up. Come back in, very tired and barefoot, tread on slug. Parts of slug seep between toes of right foot. Nice.
The People's Hero Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 I was sleeping the deepest and most wonderful of sleep.One o'clock - puppy wakes me to go outside. Carry puppy downstairs, find wife's junk with right foot & fall down second half of staircase. Land in heap at bottom, covered in junk, puppy completes arc through the air and lands next to me - evacuating its bowels in the process. Take puppy outside to calm down while dumb, heavily sworn-at wife cleans up. Come back in, very tired and barefoot, tread on slug. Parts of slug seep between toes of right foot. Nice. I enjoyed that story. Hopefully it'll be on the big screen soon - or perhaps straight to DVD. I'd be happy to direct, if you'll be happy to play yourself Daggers. NO NO NO! PLAY yourself.. not PLAY WITH yourself.
Daggers Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 PLAY yourself.. not PLAY WITH yourself. Godammit. I knew there had to be a reason why you hadn't mentioned a pot of lube. Christ! I am sore.
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