General Smuts Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Clearly your a misering bastard and cheap as fook so just make her sumink then bring her sumink back from your hols.
AoWW Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Or, what about a voucher from one of these beauty salon type places (just make sure it's one that looks kinda classy - dark blinds are a clue that it probably isn't!)? Ok, it's still a voucher but if you get your mouth into gear and explain that it's so she can choose something special for herself - thus giving her the option of facial, manicure, blah, blah - you may get away with it. PS. probably best not to mention at this point about sprucing herself up ready for your return from your hols! Lead balloons, and all that!
Finnegan Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Go emo. Chop, like, your finger off or something. And give it to her.
General Smuts Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Go emo. Chop, like, your finger off or something. And give it to her. And then write a touching poem about it written in your blood on tear stained paper.
Tevez Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Go emo. Chop, like, your finger off or something. And give it to her. Nice Idea
Dr The Singh Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Does she like animals..... Buy her a bunny rabbit or guinnea pig or something?? And if you ever argue etc, boil the bunny!!!!!! Do you live together, or intend to.....buy her a iron or ironing board, or any other household appliance, this could be seen as a signal for you to move in together, she will be well chuffed!!!
AoWW Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Does she like animals.....Buy her a bunny rabbit or guinnea pig or something?? And if you ever argue etc, boil the bunny!!!!!! Do you live together, or intend to.....buy her a iron or ironing board, or any other household appliance, this could be seen as a signal for you to move in together, she will be well chuffed!!! Vibrator it is then! Erm, no, on second thoughts... probably best not to!
Dr The Singh Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Vibrator it is then! Erm, no, on second thoughts... probably best not to! I know how you women think....... ANy tips guys, you know where I am!!!
BartonFox Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 I would offer you my help but to be fair you don't deserve it. I wish I could be there to see her walk out on you and then go round those other lads houses she's been getting it from for the last few months.
davieG Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Tell her you've been giving a lot of thought to global warming and you didn't want to add to the problem by buying something materialistic, you wanted something to match her natural beauty so you are going to have a tree planted in her name, I'd imagine The National Forest have a scheme. She'll either feel all loving or or Start and we promise to try not to too much! I wouldn't mention your holiday as a gas guzzling flight might damage the story.
Lichfieldfox. Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Your 25 for Christs sake.Is this new territory for you? I hope not. Not laughed so much in pity since I found this our yesterday -> Its my ex-wife's birthday today. She and her lover were off on a romantic trip to France for a few days but sadly his ex has burnt his passport. What goes around comes around. Posted to give you some ideas. Maybe a romantic walk in the park, pick her some wild flowers and compose a poem proclaiming your love. Failing that £1 lucky dip tucked inside a tacky card. http://www.thingsremembered.com/webapp/wcs...-1&topCat=1 My final advice is buy yourself a diary and WRITE THE DATE OF HER F@@KING BIRTHDAY IN IT. Get down on your hands and knees and apologise deeply - you never know she may not ditch you after all. Enjoy yourself tonight, you may need to hone your wooing skills on holiday if all else fails.
hairy Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 £20 for a present and going out! Generous! Hate to say it but you really are up the creek and deserve to be.
Rincewind Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Tell her you considered getting all the above but your only wish is to make her happy so will only give her what her heart desires. OR At the restaurant arrange for a violinist to play at your table singing romantic slushy sentimental love songs. Women are suckers for tha. OR Find a girl that is not bothered if you missed her birthday but this option has a .0000000000001% chance of success. Goodluck.
Tevez Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 I would offer you my help but to be fair you don't deserve it. I wish I could be there to see her walk out on you and then go round those other lads houses she's been getting it from for the last few months. Ouch.
Blue Bob Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Tell her that you are having to save for a really big event so you cant buy her a present. Then ask her to marry you. She will think you are really romantic proposing on her birthday. Gets you out of having to buy her a present but on the other hand you will have no money for the rest of your life!!!
Guest Posted 10 July 2007 Posted 10 July 2007 Dear oh dear. Sir Fynwy would be a dead man if he ever forgot my birthday.
lookwhaticando Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 It's only the perception of thought and class i'm after. or at least one of. Funk me... and I thought I wasn't much of a catch. Other than that... GOOD LUCK! (and, boy, are you gonna need it! ) You're nuts. Nuttier than squirrel droppings. Vibrator it is then! Erm, no, on second thoughts... probably best not to! She'll need it in a few days time, methinks. I would offer you my help but to be fair you don't deserve it. I wish I could be there to see her walk out on you and then go round those other lads houses she's been getting it from for the last few months. Barton wins this thread. You can all go home now. ---------------------------- Still... feel free to let us all know how it goes.
AoWW Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 C'mon Strokes... we're all dying for the next instalment :laugh:! Are you still alive? Are you bollox still intact? What did you get her? Was she impressed? Details... details!
Manwell Pablo Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 £20! You might be able to buy her something nice in Silver. A bracelet or necklace. Try HPJ if they are still around and they don't have the name in their boxes.Otherwise, go with AoWW's suggestion and take her shopping on Saturday. And change back some of those Euro's you tight git! Or you'll be single on your return from holiday. hahahaha. I do find this funny. It's happened to me. I got dumped. Take note. Really? I forgot my girl friends Birthday on purpouse once just to piss her off, I didn't get dumped. In fact thats not even the worst thing I've done to her on her Birthday and she still loves me. Treat em mean and all that.
Wils Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 C'mon Strokes... we're all dying for the next instalment :laugh:! Are you still alive? Are you bollox still intact? What did you get her? Was she impressed? Details... details! I bet he pulled it off.
AoWW Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 I bet he pulled it off. Is it just my filthy mind, or should you perhaps rephrase that?
Wils Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Is it just my filthy mind, or should you perhaps rephrase that? Take it how you like...
lookwhaticando Posted 11 July 2007 Posted 11 July 2007 Take it how you like... With a side salad and a plate of gravy.
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