How Was Your Day?

[Lamby]

   

 

How many times have you been told "I'm just popping to the bathroom" and them never return on a date?

 

Never actually.

 

I did go on a date once where this girl looked nice on webcam but in real life she was like something from Alien. She was soo far she took up 2 seats on the bus and we went to Burger King for lunch. Then she text me later on after it finished saying "Oh, we didn't kiss". I was thinking of replying with "And why do you think that was?"

[BoneDog]

Lamby online dating is the way forward. I went on POF and within a week I was boshing a 35 year old divorcee.

Saying that I am better looking than you, have got a car and I didn't make her pay half.

You have no chance.

 

[Soar Fox]

Never actually.

I did go on a date once where this girl looked nice on webcam but in real life she was like something from Alien. She was soo far she took up 2 seats on the bus and we went to Burger King for lunch. Then she text me later on after it finished saying "Oh, we didn't kiss". I was thinking of replying with "And why do you think that was?"

Took her on the bus and went Burger King for lunch. Lamby you are clearly on the wind up here

[marko]

Never actually.

 

I did go on a date once where this girl looked nice on webcam but in real life she was like something from Alien. She was soo far she took up 2 seats on the bus and we went to Burger King for lunch. Then she text me later on after it finished saying "Oh, we didn't kiss". I was thinking of replying with "And why do you think that was?"

 

To be fair it sounds like she's dodged a bullet.

[Tom17LCFC]

Took her on the bus and went Burger King for lunch. Lamby you are clearly on the wind up here

 

[Lamby]

Took her on the bus and went Burger King for lunch. Lamby you are clearly on the wind up here

 

It was her choice not mine. Then later on after it had ended she goes "oh we could of gone to mine and you could of got a blowy"....er, awkward.

 

To be fair it sounds like she's dodged a bullet.

 

She couldn't dodge anything she was that fat.

[Tom17LCFC]

It was her choice not mine. Then later on after it had ended she goes "oh we could of gone to mine and you could of got a blowy"....er, awkward.

 

 

Out of interest what was your reply to that?

[Finnegan]

                         

[Samilktray]

You have to pity Lamby's life.

[Lamby]

Out of interest what was your reply to that?

 

"Maybe next time" when I knew there wouldn't be a next time

You have to pity Lamby's life.

 

It's the only fecking fun I get

[Wymsey]

Took her on the bus and went Burger King for lunch. Lamby you are clearly on the wind up here

 

My current feelings towards the guy.

 

As much as some of you like his ''banter'', I cannot think that this guy isn't a WUM.

[HEGGSY]

Honest to god Lamby.

Give up.

[Lamby]

Honest to god Lamby.

Give up.

 

This is the highlight of your day, admit it.

[AoWW]

It was her choice not mine. Then later on after it had ended she goes "oh we could of have gone to mine and you could of have got a blowy"....er, awkward.

 

Classy. 

[Soar Fox]

My current feelings towards the guy.

As much as some of you like his ''banter'', I cannot think that this guy isn't a WUM.

If it is "banter" it's much better than kinfox's as this is genuinely making me laugh.

[Soar Fox]

It was her choice not mine. Then later on after it had ended she goes "oh we could of gone to mine and you could of got a blowy"....er, awkward.

You are hardly in a position to be picky.

[HEGGSY]

This is the highlight of your day, admit it.

You are so right

If only I'd payed the full bill when I went for dinner with that bird , then my live would be so much easier.

[Lamby]

You are hardly in a position to be picky.

 

This was like near enough 5 years ago

[AoWW]

This was like near enough 5 years ago

 

You must have been about 12!

[Lamby]

You must have been about 12!

 

I was about 18/19 or so Although yes, I probably looked 12 back then

Edited 25 July 2013 by Lamby

[Wymsey]

Pics or it isn't true.

[sphericalfox]

I was about 18/19 or so Although yes, I probably looked 12 back then

 

 

fook off you're 23/24! 

 

this story of sadness is almost unbearable!

[Lamby]

Pics or it isn't true.

 

I wouldn't want any pics of her to begin with now.

 

fook off you're 23/24! 

 

this story of sadness is almost unbearable!

 

I'm 23 in 2 months exactly

[sphericalfox]

I wouldn't want any pics of her to begin with now.

 

 

I'm 23 in 2 months exactly

 

jeebus wept. you really are Charlton's kingfox aren't you.

[Lamby]

jeebus wept. you really are Charlton's kingfox aren't you.

 

But I'm better than him though