How Was Your Day?

[Finnaldo]

Just remember when you use the toilet as well. Long enough so she knows you have washed your hands but nowhere near long enough for her to even contemplate you have taken a dump.

Is there enough time for a cheeky wank too?

[Lamby]

Is that what you lot do these days?

I'd never dream of letting a girl get a penny out her purse on a date.

Just remember when you use the toilet as well. Long enough so she knows you have washed your hands but nowhere near long enough for her to even contemplate you have taken a dump.

 

I'm too skint to pay for it all and I'm not that much of an arse (well I am sometimes) to let her pay it all, so half each is the standard thing now.

 

I've never shit myself on a date I feel like it beforehand though.

Is there enough time for a cheeky wank too?

 

I wouldn't suggest putting a comment about your premature ejaculation.

[Soar Fox]

I'm too skint to pay for it all and I'm not that much of an arse (well I am sometimes) to let her pay it all, so half each is the standard thing now.

pay half, I suppose you make them catch the bus home as well.

[Rincewind]

What will the conversation topic be, Charlton or career prospects?

 

Work out what places you can afford to take her. Just make sure she has some thing  in her purse other than a return bus ticket.

[Rincewind]

I  may be doing a spot today. 3-4

 

http://www.mydownnotout.org.uk/busy-day-for-the-moggy-mobile-on-bbc-radio-leicester-and-radno/

[purpleronnie]

Is that what you lot do these days?

I'd never dream of letting a girl get a penny out her purse on a date.

Just remember when you use the toilet as well. Long enough so she knows you have washed your hands but nowhere near long enough for her to even contemplate you have taken a dump.

me neither but I'm out of the loop thesedays.

[HEGGSY]

Half each. lol

[Rincewind]

If she wants more than a Big Mac he'll have to put his hand in his pocket and find the extra.

[AoWW]

Well I've been trying to arrange a date with anyone who wants one for about 2 weeks and still nothing. I might be very close to one though.

 

Oh dear. 

[Manwell Pablo]

Working from home.

 

Am yet to get out of bed.

 

Getting hungry though, problematic.

[BoneDog]

Half each. lol

 

Lamby at 10.45pm, "Right, the bill's £33.48 so that'll be £16.74 duck". But if it's Dole Day, "Tell you what, we'll round it up, just give us £16 love".

[MooseBreath]

How do the male feminists deal with the issue of splitti.... Oh, yeah.

[Fox92]

Thought I'd won on the Irish lottery last night. Checked my numbers, both of them had come out, was loving it thinking I've won for once. 

 

Went into Betfred this morning, checked my results... Appears I was looking at the wrong date and yet again won nothing

[Fox92]

Dad just got in from work. Checked his lottery account online from last nights draw. He's won £3198! ... Guess who's paying for Middlesbrough away?

Edited 25 July 2013 by Fox92

[Lamby]

Dad just got in from work. Checked his lottery account online from last nights draw. He's won £3198! ... Guess who's paying for Middlesbrough away?

 

Still you

[HEGGSY]

Still you

Who pays for Lambys away days?

The taxpayer, or his date. Go half each.

"I'll pay for the ticket love, you pay for my train fares "

Edited 25 July 2013 by HEGGSY

[ADK]

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Edited 25 July 2013 by ADK

[The Year Of The Fox]

Good news on the whole concerning my dad. His first CT Scan since they found his cancer is unoperable has shown that the tumours haven't grown at all. Providing he keeps up his chemo and that prevents anything spreading or anything current enlarging he shall be fine. The consultant says it's unlikely though that the current ones will ever shrink/go away 

[Rincewind]

My kindle has stopped working. Was trying to connet to the internet through my PC and it froze. Now it is just a white screen. Cannot access anything. May have blew a fuse.

Edited 25 July 2013 by Rincewind

[Parafox]

My kindele has stopped working. Was trying to connet to the internet through my PC and it froze. Now it is just a white screen. Cannot access anything. May have blew a fuse.

 

That's cos you've got the Afrikaan version

[Webbo]

Had a touch of Lenin s revenge. This cheap Bulgarian lager finally got the better of me. There's been stuff leaving my bottom like starlings startled from a tree.

[Lamby]

So I was cheeky and asked someone "so when do you wanna go out for a drink then?" and got this response:

 

 

Duno hun in a few weeks once ive got to know you a bit x

 

Kinda in there

[bovril]

Had a touch of Lenin s revenge. This cheap Bulgarian lager finally got the better of me. There's been stuff leaving my bottom like starlings startled from a tree.

 

Get some of the Bulgarian yogurt. A bit of lactobacillus bulgaricus usually does the trick for me when I have a funny tummy.

[Wymsey]

Lamby:

 

 

If she was really keen to know about you, she would've wanted to 'know about you' almost immediately.

 

Therefore, I reckon she's got someone else lined up or she doesn't really want to meet you again.

Edited 25 July 2013 by Wymeswold fox

[Lamby]

Lamby:

 

 

If she was really keen to know about you, she would've wanted to 'know about you' almost immediately.

 

Therefore, I reckon she's got someone else lined up or she doesn't really want to meet you again.

 

I've only been talking to her for 3 fecking days