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They're turned off.

Actually one of them is. Was even, I have now turned it on.

The Electric Heater definitley isn't turned off I've basically been sat on it all morning.

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The Electric Heater definitley isn't turned off I've basically been sat on it all morning.

I try to keep my bottom away from heat sources.

Have you ever sat in a car with heated seats for any length of time? The heat tends to make your poo a bit too soft/runny.

Thought I'd share that with you :blink:

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I've just eaten a doughnut - I now feel sick.

Anyone any ideas what I can teach Year 6 in IT, next lesson? There's only so many times I can do 'responsible internet usage'. :giggle:

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I've just eaten a doughnut - I now feel sick.

Anyone any ideas what I can teach Year 6 in IT, next lesson? There's only so many times I can do 'responsible internet usage'. :giggle:

"How to paste wikipedia articles instead of doing your own work"?

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1) Kylie or Dannii ?

2) Most fun inflatable - bouncy castle or blow up doll ?

3) How to make a million without getting out of bed ?

4) How can I make Saturday afternoons more fun

5) How will I and the kids cope when my wife's away next week

6) Answer to 5) is by buying both items referred to at 2) above

1)Dannii definately.

2) Get a super fit celeb round to your house, nail her and film it. Then sell it to the papers. (in theory easily done, but practically almost impossible)

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I've just eaten a doughnut - I now feel sick.

Anyone any ideas what I can teach Year 6 in IT, next lesson? There's only so many times I can do 'responsible internet usage'. :giggle:

How to be a good forum leader? :dunno:

How to circumnavigate filters using proxy servers?

How to become a pirate?

Minesweeper?

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How to be a good forum leader? :dunno:

How to circumnavigate filters using proxy servers?

How to become a pirate?

Minesweeper?

Ooh, I'm liking the sound of minesweeper - haven't played that in ages. Links in with tactical strategy, coordinates, etc, etc. Nicely cross-curricular. We could even make it pirate-themed too. Ta, hairy! :thumbup:

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1)Dannii definately.

2) Get a super fit celeb round to your house, nail her and film it. Then sell it to the papers. (in theory easily done, but practically almost impossible)

Good call :thumbup: . In fact , shagging Dannii,on a Saturday afternoon, on a bouncy castle and then selling the story for a million would provide an acceptable answer to most of my musings

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Good call :thumbup: . In fact , shagging Dannii,on a Saturday afternoon, on a bouncy castle and then selling the story for a million would provide an acceptable answer to most of my musings

Set it up and I'll be there, cock in hand, ready for action.

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Good call :thumbup: . In fact , shagging Dannii,on a Saturday afternoon, on a bouncy castle and then selling the story for a million would provide an acceptable answer to most of my musings
Set it up and I'll be there, cock in hand, ready for action.

Sorry, but this ride is only eligible to those with 22,000 posts :thumbup:

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