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The People's Hero

Musings

By The People's Hero, in General Chat

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AoWW

AoWW

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I don't wanna dance.......

tsk, :rolleyes: make your bloody mind up. :angry:

ASH17LCFC

ASH17LCFC

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I need a job

I wish I could go back 7 hours in time and take back the advice i gave to someone

FIFA 08 is too addictive

I need a job

Pro Evo 7 at £29.99 on the ps3 has to be a con

ash17lcfc is getting boring

I need a job

Kent Fox's post above really made me laugh more than it should have

I need a job

SIGN ON THE DOLE WITH A PEN IN YOU'RE HAND AND YOU'LL NEVVVVVVVVVVVVVER GET A JOB, YOU'LL NEVVVVVVVVER GET A JOB.

Kent Fox

Kent Fox

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Musings today so far include:

1. Why did I drink that really rank wine last night because I feel sick today?

2. I wonder if I'll hear something positive from my interview yesterday..

3. I wonder if I'll hear something negative from Kent Constabulary..

4. What's my next move if I don't get the job?

5. Shall I be a rebel and have pizza for breakfast?

6. Why do I feel happy for Fez, yet hacked off at the same time?

7. I wonder if my daughter will get he lead role in Annie, because that would make me really proud and weepy all at the same time.

8. I hate posty people.

8. Why can't I still count further than 8????

Manwell Pablo

Manwell Pablo

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Everything in my life is absolutely spot on at the moment.

Oh, apart from LCFC obviously. Wankers.

You wait till she starts telling you off for going to the football!

Kent Fox

Kent Fox

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She's coming to the Chelsea game, I've never known anyone to get so incredibly unexcited by something in my life.

You clearly have not met my wife :D

Manwell Pablo

Manwell Pablo

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She's coming to the Chelsea game, I've never known anyone to get so incredibly unexcited by something in my life.

lol I bet she hates it. There is however a tiny chance she might enjoy it and you can then begin converting her into a die hard Leicester fan.

I tried it with the Cov Scum but beyond her thinking Filbert Fox is great, no joy.

Trumpet

Trumpet

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1) I feel like playing Halo 3

2) Hope the traffics not bad on the way to Doncaster

3) I better not feel any more ill

4) I need money

5) Why did most of my key players get injured towards the end of the season - and now my play-off push with Tranmere looks as good as over.

6) Why?

7) I spose i should get something to eat...

Manwell Pablo

Manwell Pablo

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1) whats a musings?

2) who would win in a fight between Tommy Mooney and Jan Koller

3) would the outcome by different if Karsten Janker was special guest referee.

4) why am I going to the game with my Mum tomorrow, how sad am I.

5) how long am I going to keep this truce with Ultra up, I'm already cracking.

6) will there a be a Friday night in the long distant future where I am remain sober, for the whole day and night.

7) Grapefruits, overpriced.

8) If I slammed my Coffee mug down on my bosses table and screamed "TWO ****ING SUGARS U ****ING STUPID BITCH, TWO ****ING SUGARS, ONE, TWO, NOT HARD, TWO MORE THAN THE NONE YOU HAVE PUT IN THIS, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T AS WELL YOU SELF ABSORBED ****" ....Would I have to work my notice

9) why is my boss makeing me coffee, surely it should be the other way round.

10) which is more annoying, coffee with no sugar or lumpy mashed potatoe.

Guest

Guest

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10) which is more annoying, coffee with no sugar or lumpy mashed potatoe.

Why would you have lumpy mash in your coffee? Is this some new thing that the kids are trying?

Trumpet

Trumpet

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Why would you have lumpy mash in your coffee? Is this some new thing that the kids are trying?

Its the craze over in Europe ;):D

Guest

Guest

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Its the craze over in Europe ;):D

They're crazy guys!

syston_fox

syston_fox

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SIGN ON THE DOLE WITH A PEN IN YOU'RE HAND AND YOU'LL NEVVVVVVVVVVVVVER GET A JOB, YOU'LL NEVVVVVVVVER GET A JOB.
ash17lcfc is getting boring

:)

Dames

Dames

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1) When will i stop being lazy at college?

2) What beer am i going to buy first when i'm finally legal.

3) I want my Trainers.

4) Who will be my next conquest and when.

5) Halloween tonight should be quite sick.

6) Though i'm paying for my cheap ass cousin.

7) Why did i play baseball in asda car park till 2 in the morning.

8) Hopefully i get drunk tonight.

9) I wish i could rap lol

hairy

hairy

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What is it with diabetics? One minute they're on the floor with a loved one standing by screaming "Give him some chocolate! Give him some chocolate!" The next day someone offers them a piece of chocolate and quick as a flash they say "No thanks, I'm diabetic." I wish they'd get their story straight.

I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I'm not a coward, I just realise that it would be largely pointless.

Why is it always the people who say 'bring back hanging' who also say 'hanging's too good for them'? Make your right wing minds up.

Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I shat the bed. What's healthy about that?

AM I the only person who hasn't banged Kate Moss? Everyday the papers are full of stories from blokes claiming to have banged her. It's something I'm quite keen on doing and I was just wondering if there is some sort of queuing system in place.

TO THE zookeeper in 1978 who replied "I'll tell you when you're older" when I asked him why one of the monkeys stuck its tongue up another one's arse: I'm 39 now and still waiting for that explanation.

ACCORDING to the BBC website, Heather Mills has blamed the breakdown of her marriage to Sir Paul McCartney on 'constant intrusion' into the couple's private life. It seems a shame that Heather objects so much to the public taking an interest in her personal business. If only she had mentioned it in one of her two published autobiographies, A Single Step and Out On A Limb,or the 'About Heather' section of her website www.heathermillsmccartney .com, or perhaps when she sold her life story to the News of the World in 1993. Perhaps then the public would have got the message and left her to live her life out of the constant glare of publicity.

PROFESSIONAL footballers have hit the headlines recently for indulging in gamesmanship - diving and playacting and so on. Well at least they are now limiting their disgraceful behaviour to the pitch these days. It wasn't so long ago that they were out beating up Pakistanis, dogging in car parks and gang raping women in hotel rooms. Let's give credit where credit is due.

THE THING that strikes me about the appointment of a paedophile to a teaching post is, how shit must the other people at the interview have been?

WHY DON'T NHS bosses start hiring obsessive compulsives as nurses? Their attention to hygiene and constant hand washing would see an end to MRSA outbreaks in no time.

THEY SAY that slow and steady wins the race. Bollocks! I am an athletics coach specialising in the 100 metre sprint, and I find the best tactic by far is to go as quickly as possible.

I could never understand why Brian McFadden dumped his huge-breasted wife Kerry Katona. But those Iceland adverts really opened my eyes. Wise move.

Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the com-mercial says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30.

Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's minge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?

My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this?

My neighbour is an odd fellow. He's got a wall around his garden that is completely covered in leaves! And every week in summer, he goes out and trims it with an enormous pair of scissors! I often wonder what he'll get up to next.

When I nipped into a McDonald's to use their toilets the other day, I was confronted by a spotty teenager mopping up vomit just by the lavatory. On the back of his T-shirt it said 'I'm Lovin' it!', but the poor sod's face told a different story.

What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that.

skinnydipper

skinnydipper

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1) Kylie or Dannii ?

2) Most fun inflatable - bouncy castle or blow up doll ?

3) How to make a million without getting out of bed ?

4) How can I make Saturday afternoons more fun

5) How will I and the kids cope when my wife's away next week

6) Answer to 5) is by buying both items referred to at 2) above

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