Best Alan Partridge Quotes.....

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

Ooooo Ladyboys

[Finnegan]

2 hours ago, Mark 'expert' Lawrenson said:

Ooooo Ladyboys

 

Literally any excuse to post this. 

 

 

 

 

Probably not the first time in the thread.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

I'm going nowhere Lynn. Quite literally. I'm on the ring road. My third time round. I've just been into B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use 'em.....................never gonna use 'em.

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There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the gents a couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.

 

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33. She's 14 years younger than me. Back of the net! 

 

 

[Strokes]

Well at this stage of the show, some of my viewers maybe thinking Alan, You're a liar! You promised that this show would be hot and now you're chatting to three senior citizens. But if I said I am now going to jump into a TARDIS, go back in time and recreate the Berlin Olympics with these three old women, you'd say Alan, that is hot, we were wrong earlier

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Lynn, to the untrained eye this could look unprofessional and like I *haven't* bounced back

[Guest seanfox778]

"Have you never had a cup o' beans man? Oh aye, you're in for a treat!"

 

 

"There you go, as ordered, one cup o' beans and I've put a sausage in an all - it's a Michael special."