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Best Alan Partridge Quotes.....

By OriginalRobboFOX, in General Chat

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Guest seanfox778

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"You're always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu. Let it go Lynn, you're never going to meet him."

ozleicester

ozleicester

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Dan... Dan.....Dan...

Dan... Dan.....Dan...

Dan... Dan.....Dan...

Dan... Dan.....Dan...

Dan... Dan.......................DANNNNNN

 

 The fact that my 5aside goal keepers name was Dan, made calling for the ball SO difficult.

SouthStandUpperTier

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This chemical toilet is a Saniflo 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything. And I mean ANYTHING. Earlier on I put in a pound of mashed up Dundee cake. Let's take a look..............not a trace. Peace of mind I'm sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board.

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oakman

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 Lynn, please have a word with the builder. Because the other day his jeans were so far off his backside, you could more or less see his anus.

Sharpe's Fox

Sharpe's Fox

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The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. It could go your way; could go mine. Either way one of us is going down.

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SouthStandUpperTier

SouthStandUpperTier

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Thank goodness, actually, they're wearing gloves. Because I've witnessed bare knuckle boxing, in a barn in Somerset, about 3 years ago. And it was a sorry sight to see men goading them on in such a barbaric fashion, and I'm rather ashamed to say I was party to that goading. And 2 men fighting, as I saw in the barn that night, naked as the day they were born. Fighting the way God intended. Wrestling at points. I don't know if you've seen Women In Love? The marvelous scene by the fire? It kind of resembled that.

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