Best Alan Partridge Quotes.....

[Guest seanfox778]

"You're always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu. Let it go Lynn, you're never going to meet him."

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

“He likes American things”

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Do you genuinely like me, sex wise?

[ozleicester]

Dan... Dan.....Dan...

Dan... Dan.....Dan...

Dan... Dan.....Dan...

Dan... Dan.....Dan...

Dan... Dan.......................DANNNNNN

 

 The fact that my 5aside goal keepers name was Dan, made calling for the ball SO difficult.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

When did you last see the guys?

 

I saw them last Tursday, at a pap cancort

[cambridgefox]

NOT A QUOTE

Shit connection but my mate was one of the builders.

[Nuge]

Got your big plate, Alan?

[CollinsLCFC]

(Whilst fighting off Jed)

Not my face, I'm doing a photo shoot for Vision Express!!

[SouthStandUpperTier]

This chemical toilet is a Saniflo 33. Now this little babe can cope with anything. And I mean ANYTHING. Earlier on I put in a pound of mashed up Dundee cake. Let's take a look..............not a trace. Peace of mind I'm sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board.

[pSinatra]

I love you.......in a way

[oakman]

 Lynn, please have a word with the builder. Because the other day his jeans were so far off his backside, you could more or less see his anus.

[oakman]

That was the best full English breakfast I’ve had since Gary Wilmot’s wedding.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

[puts on cowboy accent] 

Yeah, I think I'll go and read Simon Heffer on the veranda. Ain't no-one gonna stop me.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Hey Tex, we're having a ho-down - I'm doooown, bu... but I'm not a ho!

[Sharpe's Fox]

deres more to oirland, dan dis

[Nick]

When does the new Partridge series air?

[Blue ROI]

Yes I've got a broad musical taste. Such as Britpop bands like UB40, Def Leppard..

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Lynn's a good worker, but I suppose she's a bit like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable, but she's got a moustache.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

an owl hoots...

 

*DANNY FRANCHETTI'S JAZZ BOX*

[Sharpe's Fox]

The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. It could go your way; could go mine. Either way one of us is going down.

[pSinatra]

A big helicopter in giant underpants, or a plane in a giant bra having a slash on an airport

[separator]

'The boys are back in the barracks'

 

'In off the red'

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Thank goodness, actually, they're wearing gloves. Because I've witnessed bare knuckle boxing, in a barn in Somerset, about 3 years ago. And it was a sorry sight to see men goading them on in such a barbaric fashion, and I'm rather ashamed to say I was party to that goading. And 2 men fighting, as I saw in the barn that night, naked as the day they were born. Fighting the way God intended. Wrestling at points. I don't know if you've seen Women In Love? The marvelous scene by the fire? It kind of resembled that.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Dantes of reading, the ferrari of the coal effect gas fireplace industry

[CollinsLCFC]

13 hours ago, Swan Lesta said:

When does the new Partridge series air?

I think it's still being filmed? 

 

Really looking forward to it though!