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Best Alan Partridge Quotes.....

By OriginalRobboFOX, in General Chat

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lcfcadam

lcfcadam

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"Hello Susan. Erm... I was a bit bored, so I dismantled my Corgi trouser press and I can't seem to put it back together again"

Something like that anyway, has me in tears of laughter every time!

EDIT: Mike, that was spooky... we must be mentally linked or something :o

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Guest seanfox778

Guest seanfox778

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Fire! Fire! The fayre’s on fire!

Alan: What’s this, Lynn-

Lynn: It’s the theme tune from ‘Black Beauty’.

Alan: It’s brilliant!

Parafox

Parafox

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Alan Partridge: [while having sex] Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to *DIIIIIXONS! But they do say it'll help people in.... *wheeeelchairs*.

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a_k_b

a_k_b

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32 minutes ago, Sharpe's Fox said:

Glang! Glanalangalangalangalangalang! Glanalang, langalangalanga, nobody does it better...

One of my all time favourite pieces of tv

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Sharpe's Fox

Sharpe's Fox

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If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.

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