accessory Posted 24 August 2011 Posted 24 August 2011 From Wiki Contrary to popular belief it was 'Tricky Ricky' and not Justin Timberlake, who brought sexy back. It has been rumoured that Ricky made The Godfather and offer he couldn't refuse. Some interesting references to Dave Nugent on this thread, too..
Guest Bilo Posted 25 August 2011 Posted 25 August 2011 Ricky Sappleton's sister lost her virginity, and Ricky Sappleton got it back. Ricky Sappleton failed every school exam on the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise. Rather than being born after 9 months like a normal child, Ricky Sappleton punched his way out of his mother's womb after a fortnight. The doctor who slapped his arse after birth was named Stephen Hawking and was perfectly healthy at the time.
Nick Posted 25 August 2011 Posted 25 August 2011 Ricky Sappleton's sister lost her virginity, and Ricky Sappleton got it back. Ricky Sappleton failed every school exam on the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise. Rather than being born after 9 months like a normal child, Ricky Sappleton punched his way out of his mother's womb after a fortnight. The doctor who slapped his arse after birth was named Stephen Hawking and was perfectly healthy at the time.
Guest Bilo Posted 25 August 2011 Posted 25 August 2011 Ricky Sappleton once fought Superman for a bet. No money was involved but the loser had to spend the rest of his life wearing his underpants outside his trousers as a forfeit. Ever wondered why He-Man isn't on telly any more? Ricky Sappleton took grave exception to his yelling of 'I am the power' every episode. That my friends, is the Sapplestiser's gig. Ricky Sappleton lost his virginity before his dad.
ScouseFox Posted 10 September 2011 Posted 10 September 2011 sapps10 ricky sappleton God forgives ......I don't 8 hours ago
Guest MattP Posted 16 September 2011 Posted 16 September 2011 3 and a half years on and this is truely hilarious! The the funniest thing I've read on this forum!! Remember watching him for the reserves once, i didnt realise a poor mans Trevor Benjamin was possible until that night....
Wymsey Posted 18 September 2011 Posted 18 September 2011 Think he's was at (or still with) Macclesfield?
Guest Bilo Posted 18 September 2011 Posted 18 September 2011 Released by Macclesfield because they just couldn't handle the Sapple.
MC Prussian Posted 18 September 2011 Posted 18 September 2011 It's good to know that even Thracian isn't infallible. Now watch Ricky join Manchester United on a free...
General Smuts Posted 20 September 2011 Posted 20 September 2011 Ricky Sappleton won the Tour De France on a stationary exercise bike, Twice. Rick Astley got RickyRolled. Ricky Sappleton CAN live if living is without you.
General Smuts Posted 20 September 2011 Posted 20 September 2011 Ricky Sappleton was dropped twice at birth. Once over Hiroshima, and once over Nagasaki. Ricky Sappleton can get blood from a stone. Willy Wonka gave Ricky Sappleton an everlasting gobstopper. The flavour lasted 6.9 seconds. Ricky Sappleton weighs himself on the Richter scale.
General Smuts Posted 20 September 2011 Posted 20 September 2011 Ricky Sappleton genuinely sweat bullets. Ricky Sappleton doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. Ricky Sappleton makes onions cry. Ricky Sappleton already plays Modern Warfare 3. On a Sega Master System.
General Smuts Posted 20 September 2011 Posted 20 September 2011 Curiosity killed the cat. Curiosity is Ricky Sappleton nickname for his penis. Ricky Sappleton mathematically proved that 'Bird' is the word. When a tree falls in the wood. It's Ricky Sappleton. And he hears it just fine thank you very much.
General Smuts Posted 20 September 2011 Posted 20 September 2011 Global warming is caused by Ricky Sappleton being too hot. Santa Claus writes his Chrismas list to Ricky Sappleton. Ricky Sappleton has a pet monkey. They made a movie about it called 'King Kong'. Ricky Sappleton googled 'google'.
Nick Posted 20 September 2011 Posted 20 September 2011 In a recent survey, all one hundred women consulted stated that they would like their eggs sappletized before breakfast.
General Smuts Posted 20 September 2011 Posted 20 September 2011 In a recent survey, all one hundred women consulted stated that they would like their eggs sappletized before breakfast. Ricky Sappleton can unscramble eggs.
General Smuts Posted 20 September 2011 Posted 20 September 2011 Ricky Sappleton put the I in team. Ricky Sappleton puts whatever the **** he wants, wherever the **** he wants.
MC Prussian Posted 20 September 2011 Posted 20 September 2011 Rick Sappleton is simply Ricky Sappleton, even Ricky Sappleton claims that. Ricky Sappleton went to the Moon long before everybody else did. Ricky Sappleton once started playing football. He's never stopped since.
Guest Bilo Posted 27 September 2011 Posted 27 September 2011 When Ricky Sappleton jumps, gravity pulls a muscle. Ricky Sappleton can turn toast back into bread. Ricky Sappleton has three meals a day; blood, sweat and tears. A sequel to 24 has been made starring Ricky Sappleton. It's called 1. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Ricky Sappleton.
General Smuts Posted 3 October 2011 Posted 3 October 2011 Corners get backed into Ricky Sappleton Ricky Sappleton can literally kill time When Ricky Sappleton wants a steak, cows volunteer. Ricky Sappleton can tweet more than 140 characters in one post.
General Smuts Posted 3 October 2011 Posted 3 October 2011 Both God and The Devil follow Ricky Sappleton on Twitter. Ricky Sappleton pushes doors that say 'Pull' Ricky Sapplton doesn't wear tank tops. He wears tanks. The Dead Sea used to be alive till Ricky Sappleton had a bath there.
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