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Man Utd after Ricky Sappleton

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sappleton met with fabio capello

he said u shall start me for england

if not il kill u nad the **** mafia

on my own jus try me

capello gave him captaincy and dropped a log in his itallian designer underpants

Sorry what? Are you for real or having a laugh, was that supposed to be funny?

:doh:

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Yes Mr Ferguson you can have Sappleton for £3m plus we get Chris Eagles and Frazer Campbell. If not Mr Ferguson then fcuk off !!

lol

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sappleton met with fabio capello

he said u shall start me for england

if not il kill u nad the **** mafia

on my own jus try me

capello gave him captaincy and dropped a log in his itallian designer underpants

Mr Sappleton would like to inform you that he is a. Jamaican b. You are not on his christmas card list.

Be gone from this thread.

Now get back on topic people.

Ricky Sappleton doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can

Posted

Ricky Sappleton is only the second person to survive a Chuck Norris round house kick. He then went on to lick Mr. Norris in his Jawside and kick his rarseclart arse.

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Ricky Sappleton is the only person in the world who can read 13 pages of Ricky Sappleton facts and still find them funny.

I can do that,

Does this mean me and Ricky are connected

:unsure:

  • 6 months later...
Posted
Ricky Sappleton is the reason Wally is hiding.

lol

EDIT: Sorry was Bored and was reading through Ghost of threadmas past! Apoligies

  • 3 years later...
Posted

Ridiculous. Why would Manchester United make such an insulting bid. Sappleton is an unpolished diamond. Every facet of his game is in the process of achieving perfection and when the day finally arrives he will shine like a beacon of dazzling light - so much so that no ground will need floodlights when he plays.

For Leicester to sell Sappleton for £500,000 would be like Chelsea selling Drogba for a Dairy Box. Milan should enquire if United have been misquoted and perhaps missed a nought off. Of even two!

I knew it was risky playing Sappleton in the first team. It was rather like exhibiting the Mona Lisa on a market stall in Portobello Road. You just knew someone would notice he was something special and want to run off with him.

How much were they offering? :rolleyes:

Reneil St Aubin "Ricky" Sappleton (born 8 December 1989) is a Jamaican footballer who is unattached.
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Ridiculous. Why would Manchester United make such an insulting bid. Sappleton is an unpolished diamond. Every facet of his game is in the process of achieving perfection and when the day finally arrives he will shine like a beacon of dazzling light - so much so that no ground will need floodlights when he plays.

For Leicester to sell Sappleton for £500,000 would be like Chelsea selling Drogba for a Dairy Box. Milan should enquire if United have been misquoted and perhaps missed a nought off. Of even two!

I knew it was risky playing Sappleton in the first team. It was rather like exhibiting the Mona Lisa on a market stall in Portobello Road. You just knew someone would notice he was something special and want to run off with him.

How much were they offering? :rolleyes:

3 and a half years on and this is truely hilarious!

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