Fidel Castro

[DanTheFoxBhoy]

Farewell comrade, may your twilight years be blessed

[lookwhaticando]

I wish they'd hurry up and admit he's dead already.

[DanTheFoxBhoy]

I wish they'd hurry up and admit he's dead already.

You're too much of a nice guy to say "Screw you Dan ya hippy, you and your communist tripe can burn in hell!"

I think we need a 'fishing' smiley on this forum

[AoWW]

You're too much of a nice guy to say "Screw you Dan ya hippy, you and your communist tripe can burn in hell!"

I think we need a 'fishing' smiley on this forum

:eek: Lookydo..... "nice guy"??!! He's the biggest biaattttchhh I know!

[James.]

It's been claimed that burger and coffee chains are already eyeing up the prime sites in Cuba.

C*nts.

Although it looks pretty much certain that Raul will take over the reigns. If so then change is unlikely to happen particularly quickly. I'll hopefully be over there in October, will be a very interesting time I reckon (not least as it's peak hurricane season!).

[Daggers]

I'll hopefully be over there in October, will be a very interesting time I reckon (not least as it's peak hurricane season!).

I challenge you to work this fact into 12 more unrelated threads today.

[l444ry]

Ex-Cuban Leader Fidel Castro says he will spend the remaining few days of his life lying in his deathbed waiting to die. As reported four days ago Castro ordered a deathbed from Ikea - to be delivered no later than Friday.

A call to Ikea's shipping department confirms that the bed has now been delivered and a team of revolutionaries have indeed constructed the piece of furniture, despite unclear instructions printed in Swedish.

The second hand pair of black pyjamas ordered on ebay have also arrived and have been washed, twice, and Castro is indeed wearing them. The nighty also ordered has failed to show which has led to a nasty comment on the ebay sellers feedback scoreboard.

It is believed that Castro is led in bed watching Tom and Jerry cartoons all day and wolfing down Hagen-Das ice cream until the grim reaper comes a knocking.

[James.]

I challenge you to work this fact into 12 more unrelated threads today.

That should do the trick.

[Zingari]

you are a wag, l444ry

[The People's Hero]

Ex-Cuban Leader Fidel Castro says he will spend the remaining few days of his life lying in his deathbed waiting to die. As reported four days ago Castro ordered a deathbed from Ikea - to be delivered no later than Friday.

A call to Ikea's shipping department confirms that the bed has now been delivered and a team of revolutionaries have indeed constructed the piece of furniture, despite unclear instructions printed in Swedish.

The second hand pair of black pyjamas ordered on ebay have also arrived and have been washed, twice, and Castro is indeed wearing them. The nighty also ordered has failed to show which has led to a nasty comment on the ebay sellers feedback scoreboard.

It is believed that Castro is led in bed watching Tom and Jerry cartoons all day and wolfing down Hagen-Das ice cream until the grim reaper comes a knocking.

You've rather over-estimated 90% of your audience.

[Darkzzz_]

Ex-Cuban Leader Fidel Castro says he will spend the remaining few days of his life lying in his deathbed waiting to die. As reported four days ago Castro ordered a deathbed from Ikea - to be delivered no later than Friday.

A call to Ikea's shipping department confirms that the bed has now been delivered and a team of revolutionaries have indeed constructed the piece of furniture, despite unclear instructions printed in Swedish.

The second hand pair of black pyjamas ordered on ebay have also arrived and have been washed, twice, and Castro is indeed wearing them. The nighty also ordered has failed to show which has led to a nasty comment on the ebay sellers feedback scoreboard.

It is believed that Castro is led in bed watching Tom and Jerry cartoons all day and wolfing down Hagen-Das ice cream until the grim reaper comes a knocking.

Could have let the lad have a bit of smut in his final days instead of tom and jerry(unless of course it's a naughty tom and jerry)

[Thracian]

Castro said that if surviving assassination attempts was an Olympic event he'd have won a gold medal.

Recorded attempts totalled 638 according to his bodyguard Fabian Escalante.

He has 55,000,000 web pages devoted to him - more than Lenin, Stalin and Mao-Tse-Tung.

[Webbo]

I see he's passed on the presidency to his brother. So much for the revolution eh .

[Koke]

Farewell indeed Fidel. And stay blessed.