Samilktray Posted 21 March 2008 Posted 21 March 2008 Whats the words to the Hume chant ? I cant remember them all.
Daggers Posted 21 March 2008 Posted 21 March 2008 I still think he's a damn good player. **** or not. I think he's a bit shit, he should be in the Over-rated thread. He frequently gives the ball away and fails to tackle. He gets caught upfield too often and his crossing is not good enough to justify him being so far forward. He is my most disliked player currently breathing air.
Kilworthfox Posted 21 March 2008 Author Posted 21 March 2008 I think he's a bit shit, he should be in the Over-rated thread.He frequently gives the ball away and fails to tackle. He gets caught upfield too often and his crossing is not good enough to justify him being so far forward. He is my most disliked player currently breathing air. Admittedly its got to be close with Drogba tho?
Asha Posted 21 March 2008 Posted 21 March 2008 Why and his mobile phone? Actually I don't know either...i just guessed something to do with agents/more money.
Kilworthfox Posted 21 March 2008 Author Posted 21 March 2008 Actually I don't know either...i just guessed something to do with agents/more money. No Jermain Jenas is Rumoured to have put a mobile phone up Ashley's bum!
Asha Posted 21 March 2008 Posted 21 March 2008 No Jermain Jenas is Rumoured to have put a mobile phone up Ashley's bum! Close
Barry Trotter Posted 21 March 2008 Posted 21 March 2008 I fail to see why anyone would cheat on Cheryl.
DB11 Posted 23 March 2008 Posted 23 March 2008 I think he's a bit shit, he should be in the Over-rated thread.He frequently gives the ball away and fails to tackle. He gets caught upfield too often and his crossing is not good enough to justify him being so far forward. He is my most disliked player currently breathing air. Joe Mattock Joe Mattock Joe Mattock Joe Mattock Joe Mattock Joe Mattock Joe Mattock Joe Mattock Joe Mattock
Asha Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Was bored this morning, and Ashley Cole is a cnut. Found this, it's kind of old so may have been posted somewhere before. Ashley Cole song. Tune - Lily Allen, Smile. The video is only part of the song mind, best I can find. When you were Arsenal, you were wanting more You were chatting to that Chelsea whore What ya do that for? (What ya do that for) Now you’re at Chelsea, you’ve got something to say The whole of England knows your gay Because you walk that way (because you walk that way) Ashley you’re a Chelsea fag You should’ve been an England WAG And your Geordie bird is a slag (what a slapper!) When you were feeling all out on your own We know the games that you play with your phone You stick it up your jacks, then you whine and you moan Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy Whenever we see you, you know we’re gonna give you stick ‘Cause you’re a little Chelsea dick And you do suck dick (and you do suck dick) We can’t wait to beat you, Arsenal’s gonna kick your ass Got the best left back - Gallas He’s another class Ashley you’re a Chelsea fag You should’ve been an England WAG And your Geordie bird is a slag (what a slapper!) When you were feeling all out on your own We know the games that you play with your phone You stick it up your jacks, then you whine and you moan Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy You’re a ****, you’re a dick, you’re a knob, you’re a **** And Mourinho’s crap, I bet you swallowed it You’re a ****, you’re a dick, you’re a knob, you’re a **** Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy Ashley Cole is a Chelsea batty boy He’s a Chelsea batty boy, he’s a Chelsea batty boy
MikeyT Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Voted all of 'em.Just cause. Damn, if id known we could vote them all i would!!!
Asha Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 Damn, if id known we could vote them all i would!!! Ashley Cole is everything negative. It was just common sense really.
The Reverend Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 He cheated on that. He is a cnut of the highest order. EDIT: I would actually like to see the girl he cheated with.
SamL Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 He cheated on that. He is a cnut of the highest order. EDIT: I would actually like to see the girl he cheated with. He must need his head testing.
Daggers Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 EDIT: I would actually like to see the girl he cheated with. Are you the only person on the planet to have missed out on football's most popular rumour? *Elvis doing drugs was football's second most popular rumour
Corky Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 The man is a complete and utter knob of the highest order. He shat all over Arsenal, the club who gave him everything and more, and cheated on the gorgeous Cheryl. I'll give him his due though, he did throw up on the floor, not his "bint on the side", while cheating on his wife. He has got class and standards you know Just after Dennis Wise in my most loathed footballer list.
Guest Posted 30 July 2008 Posted 30 July 2008 It's no surprise he cheated on her. Denial is a funny thing.
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