macca Posted 30 March 2008 Posted 30 March 2008 Could there be anything more embarrassing than this? http://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=96053 Has it ever happened to anyone else?
macca Posted 30 March 2008 Author Posted 30 March 2008 Apologies, I should have said this link was to a bristol city fans website - a friend of mine forwarded me the link!!
macca Posted 30 March 2008 Author Posted 30 March 2008 brilliant! if you haven't done so, it's worth a couple of minutes reading the whole thread, there's some classic comments towards the end!!
Daggers Posted 30 March 2008 Posted 30 March 2008 In the golden days of away day travel, in a rented van, a carrier bag served the communal function before being jettisoned out of the back doors into the path of an oncoming car. I would cling to the fact that I was young by way of justification of such a stupid act were it not for the fact that I am still dumb.
macca Posted 30 March 2008 Author Posted 30 March 2008 In the golden days of away day travel, in a rented van, a carrier bag served the communal function before being jettisoned out of the back doors into the path of an oncoming car.I would cling to the fact that I was young by way of justification of such a stupid act were it not for the fact that I am still dumb. young people of today ... no sense, eh?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 31 March 2008 Posted 31 March 2008 Poor bloke, When i go to the footy or drinks after work I have to catch a train about an hour and 10 so by the time you leave the stadium or pub its about an hour and a half it can get painful.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 31 March 2008 Posted 31 March 2008 He probably had a small Wang thats why he didn't want to piss in the bottle in front of everyone
Rincewind Posted 31 March 2008 Posted 31 March 2008 Not just his misfortune but everybody sitting near him. Wasn't there any shops nearby before getting back on the coach where he (maybe a friend would be better) could buy freshh trousers or even the clubs shop and buy a track suit or shorts.
macca Posted 31 March 2008 Author Posted 31 March 2008 I'm glad you all found it amusing, I couldn't stop laughing tbh when I was sent it! I suppose you can't help feeling some sympathy for him but weeing yourself like that - at 20!! He must be scarred for life, can't see him being too keen to travel by coach in the future, or at least not after a pint or two!!
filbertway Posted 31 March 2008 Posted 31 March 2008 I'm glad you all found it amusing, I couldn't stop laughing tbh when I was sent it! I suppose you can't help feeling some sympathy for him but weeing yourself like that - at 20!! He must be scarred for life, can't see him being too keen to travel by coach in the future, or at least not after a pint or two!! If he had 9 pints before getting on, I'm not suprised
Moreton Posted 31 March 2008 Posted 31 March 2008 OMG this has to be one of the worst things than can happen to somebody. unlucky mate
macca Posted 31 March 2008 Author Posted 31 March 2008 If he had 9 pints before getting on, I'm not suprised A "slight" exaggeration, I suspect - it was probably him desperately trying to justify why it happened!! I reckon it was a half of shandy that caused the problem!!
SamL Posted 31 March 2008 Posted 31 March 2008 I'd hate it if that happened to me, very funny though.
DB11 Posted 31 March 2008 Posted 31 March 2008 Wouldn't you just ask, or even demand, that the coach driver stopped??
macca Posted 31 March 2008 Author Posted 31 March 2008 Wouldn't you just ask, or even demand, that the coach driver stopped?? From reading some of the later comments on the thread it looks like he DID ask - before the coach even left!! I'm in convulsions here (evil, I know!) picturing the scene an hour or so later!!
Tommy G Posted 31 March 2008 Posted 31 March 2008 I was there, It will live long in my memory....It was everywhere, He soaked up two newspapers worth of Piss and yet he and the seat were still soaking wet. There was also two full bottles of the stuff floating around the coach too. The worst thing was when he sat in a different seat on the way home....... Brilliant - bet the lads feels like a right tit
macca Posted 31 March 2008 Author Posted 31 March 2008 Brilliant - bet the lads feels like a right tit yeah, for the next year or so, at least!!
Simi Posted 31 March 2008 Posted 31 March 2008 From reading some of the later comments on the thread it looks like he DID ask - before the coach even left!! I'm in convulsions here (evil, I know!) picturing the scene an hour or so later!! Why has it taken this thread for you to post something?!
The Stig Posted 31 March 2008 Posted 31 March 2008 God how awful. Poor bloke. Always bring an empty coke bottle with you!
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