FAO the Ladies.

[The People's Hero]

He only gives you what you need.

I'll give you what you want.

[Alexikokopops]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Friday

[Dr The Singh]

He only gives you what you need.

I'll give you what you want.

That is an achievement in itself!!

[James.]

He'll only give you what you want.

I'll give you what you really, really want.

[The People's Hero]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Friday

My 'I don't want to run' day.

No. That'd be Monday love.

Women, eh?

ps do women ever want to run?

All they do is sort of shuffle, look undignified and go no quicker than when they were walking.

[Tabou]

He'll only give you what you want.

I'll give you what you really, really want.

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna zigazig ha.

[The People's Hero]

I could shag for England.

(it is a race, right?)

[Daggers]

I offer things that at first may seem repugnant but, over a very long period of time, simply become tiresome and irritating.

[The People's Hero]

I always say if you can't stand the sex, get back in the kitchen (and make me a sandwich and fetch me a beer).

[Daggers]

I always say if you can't stand the sex, get back in the kitchen (and make me a sandwich and fetch me a beer).

Make that two sandwiches and a very large G&T.

Ice and lemon, please.

[AoWW]

He only gives you what you need.

I'll give you what you want.

Robbed a bank, have you? Won the lottery?......

Shallow? Who moi?

[Daggers]

AHA! A woman.

Phew!

I was starting to worry about my sandwich and beverage.

[The People's Hero]

Make that two sandwiches and a very large G&T.

Ice and lemon, please.

Any more for any more?

It's a well stocked kitchen and I assume she enjoys this sort of thing - she's a woman.

Besides it'll give her something to moan about later when we're not listening.

[The People's Hero]

Robbed a bank, have you? Won the lottery?......

Shallow? Who moi?

Nope, but I used to be Mr University of Leicester, I used to have a Sports Car and I've.... just realised my best days are behind me.

[Alexikokopops]

I fancy a roast beef baguette.

With gravy.

And an apple and a banana.

This problem would've been resolved if they hadn't been refurbishing the Library cafe floor

[AoWW]

AHA! A woman.

Phew!

I was starting to worry about my sandwich and beverage.

Run (ok, well, meander) to the pub - buy them. Easily solved.

[The People's Hero]

Don't worry - Fi just checked in to this thread.

I imagine she's noted your order and it will be along shortly.

If she takes too long, just ping her bra straps - I've been told that hurts a lot.

[AoWW]

Don't worry - Fi just checked in to this thread.

I imagine she's noted your order and it will be along shortly.

If she takes too long, just ping her bra straps - I've been told that hurts a lot.

[Daggers]

I blame so-called feminism for this abhorrent attitude that women have these days. My Grandmother would have crawled across a pit of broken glass and spiders in order to fetch a man a sandwich.

All of modern society's failings result from this.

Oh yes.

[AoWW]

I blame so-called feminism for this abhorrent attitude that women have these days. My Grandmother would have crawled across a pit of broken glass and spiders in order to fetch a man a sandwich.

All of modern society's failings result from this.

Oh yes.

More fool her!

[Daggers]

More fool her!

<_<

Anyway - there's trains to Leicester you know.

[Trav Le Bleu]

I blame so-called feminism for this abhorrent attitude that women have these days. My Grandmother would have crawled across a pit of broken glass and spiders in order to fetch a man a sandwich.

All of modern society's failings result from this.

Oh yes.

More fool her!

So that's the side the stupidity gene comes from?

[Daggers]

So that's the side the stupidity gene comes from?

Oi!

My Grandmother was no more stupid than all of the rest of my Grandparents.

Oh...

[MC Prussian]

Nope, but I used to be Mr University of Leicester, I used to have a Sports Car and I've.... just realised my best days are behind me.

Even a wise guy like you still has options.

I heard Thailand's supposed to be real nice.

[StroudFox]

What exactly was the purpose of this thread? As far as I am concerned it has no interest for us ladies at all. Or was that the point - a thread for Male Chauvinists to show their stupidity!