Lillehamring Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 You learnt that in Norway, You never did listen to anything I said haven't been here a year yet!
Trav Le Bleu Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 i was laughed at for saying 'shall' instead of 'will', as in 'i shall be there'? is it just me?my favourite word is 'animadversions', which i actually manage to fit in to conversations, ha, with norwegians, what a cock i am! here's a good word - widdershins - Phill Babb's testicles to whoever can come up with a definition first, not a word you can use in everyday conversation. It's the opposite of Turnwise in Terry Prachett's discworld - and the reason for this is that it's more (though probably, thanks to Prachett, less) common usage is "in the opposite direction to normal". I claim Phil Babb's testicles!!!
Fox You Forest Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 One that i havnt heard for quiet a long while is " Last time i saw legs like those, They were hanging out of a nest "
LeeCovFox Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 me duck.Does anyone remember thier Grandads using this one all the time, or was it just mine? My poor dad came to Leicester from Birmingham in the early 1980's. He walked into what was to become his local, and approached the bar. The barman said "What can I do for you me duck?" He was convinced he had walked into a gay bar. Your Mum / So's your Mum etc. Me and a mate of mine have revived this one. Bear in mind that we are both in our mid twenties. People look at us a bit funny when we occasinally reply to a question or statement of theirs in this manner.
Corky Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 Don't let the bed bugs bite Old people saying "Thankyou"
LeeCovFox Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 Don't let the bed bugs biteOld people saying "Thankyou" They really do annoy me at times. The women in particular. My dislike for them is at its height when queuing in a shop. They spend what seems like hours rifling through their purses for change, not wanting to "break into a note". Piss off, you will still have the same amount of money left. You would think they would go about things a bit quicker. They are going to die soon. They should want to fit as much in as possible. The thing that really gets to me is how obsessive they are about being shown respect. Not just basic human respect. But special respect for being old. You really expect me to respect you more because you were born a few decades before me? Thats not an achievement, you didn't earn that. Your parents just felt horny one night a long time ago. I don't respect that. Just because you are old doesn't mean you won't be an arsehole. Earn your respect. Big sigh.....
Alexikokopops Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 Croggy.A lift upon a friends bike,normally resulting in a painful arse...(not the way Gen Smuts and Alexipopopopopos have aching arses!) FCUKING PAKI BASTARD fook OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY!
LeeCovFox Posted 15 April 2008 Posted 15 April 2008 FCUKING PAKI BASTARD fook OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY! Don't you ever call Raj a bastard again you rude child. He is a twat. You should know this by now.
lookwhaticando Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 Wally I use that all the time. It's brilliant. Croggy. Used it just the other day. The locals were quite bemused.
Lillehamring Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 It's the opposite of Turnwise in Terry Prachett's discworld - and the reason for this is that it's more (though probably, thanks to Prachett, less) common usage is "in the opposite direction to normal".I claim Phil Babb's testicles!!! meh, close enough, although the significance of the direction of the sun should not be overlooked. thanks for the nod to pratchet, by the way, that's new to me... here is you're prize, as sponsored by alexsijkokopops... nuts
ozleicester Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 That's bonza!... (thats great) (He is as) Mad as a cut snake..(angry) (he's got a) Kangaroo lose in the top paddock (nutter) Drongo (idiot) Cheers... me ducks
MikeyT Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 This might sound strange but people dont say good morning anymore. I remember years ago when it was the done thing to say that to someone. Now when you say it they look at you as though you have farted at them! Shows how the times have changed i think...in a bad way! Meh, i know what i mean!
The People's Hero Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 This might sound strange but people dont say good morning anymore.I remember years ago when it was the done thing to say that to someone. Now when you say it they look at you as though you have farted at them! Shows how the times have changed i think...in a bad way! Meh, i know what i mean! I still say good morning and exchange smiles with people on my walk to work, people seem to actually like it as like you say, it's not the done thing. It does tend to be the older people who respond better though - young people look at you like you're about to rape them.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 I still say good morning and exchange smiles with people on my walk to work, people seem to actually like it as like you say, it's not the done thing.It does tend to be the older people who respond better though - young people look at you like you're about to rape them. I do this on my postie round and I find the opposite - old people sort of shy away and take up a "fight or flight" kind of stance However, that's now I am Wigston, when I was based in Syston and used to do Rearsby and Queiniborough, the older people were very friendly and would chat for ages.
Tabou Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 Clodger n. A female tenant who defrays part of her rent by sub-letting her clodge to her landlord. Or, for that matter, in these modern times of lesbians and equal opportunities and what-not, her landlady.
General lee Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 My mate still says, Morning, ma duck, sweetheart and bonjour.
poynton blue Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 You learnt that in Norway, You never did listen to anything I said Yeah Greg came fom a lad from lancaster boys (84/85 ish) called Greg who told a lot of porkie pies hence yeah Greg those old enough "your a Joey" and then stick yout tonge under your lower lip while grunting (it was about a poor disabled bloke on Blue Peter Pug=snot Regards
davieG Posted 16 April 2008 Author Posted 16 April 2008 Yeah Greg came fom a lad from lancaster boys (84/85 ish) called Greg who told a lot of porkie pies hence yeah Gregthose old enough "your a Joey" and then stick yout tonge under your lower lip while grunting (it was about a poor disabled bloke on Blue Peter Pug=snot Regards What's the connection with my post
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 Dick Splat Knob Cheese Knob Head Knob Jockey Sausage Jockey Cock Face Piss-Ant Piss-Stick
poynton blue Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 Yeah Greg...Chinny reckON Nothing whatsoever wrong quote"I have sausage fingers"
The People's Hero Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 Nothing whatsoever wrong quote"I have sausage fingers" Are they like fish-fingers? They sound great.
poynton blue Posted 16 April 2008 Posted 16 April 2008 Are they like fish-fingers?They sound great. See I can do the right quotes now,Ive gone from full fat to skinny sausage fingers
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