What grinds my gears...

[The Doctor]

no.

[Mee]

no.

Keep your hair on babe.

[Jackirius]

Keep your hair on babe.

Not long until he starts losing it

[Mee]

Not long until he starts losing it

lol. Clever.

+1

[iBleedLeicesterColours]

****in TreyArch/Activision/ WHoever the **** makes COD.

Can't connect to online, xbox freezes everytime. Can't get help anywhere and they know about the problem apparently and can't sort it. Fed up selling the Xbox now.

2. Trying to find 4 'supposedly common' Ford Fiesta MK5 alloys (Standard 1.25 LX ones) in decent condition for a reasonable price.

3. 18 and bored as **** on a Friday night.

4. Being banned from my Hotmail account. Therefore Xbox live will renew itself for the 1000 years because I can't get into my account to cancel the 'rolling' subscription.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

How about this one.

Suck my dick.

How about a dutchy instead?

[Mee]

How about a dutchy instead?

You Sir, are one sexy Kangaroo.

Can i go first?

[SOCCERROO FOX]

You Sir, are one sexy Kangaroo.

Can i go first?

If you go double dutch we both get off at the same time

[Fox1651]

what grinds my gears? having to work tomorrow instead of going to see Leicester City at home!!!

[Mee]

If you go double dutch we both get off at the same time

Can we still get a kangaroo in if we do that though?

The kangaroo can have our sloppy seconds.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Can we still get a kangaroo in if we do that though?

The kangaroo can have our sloppy seconds.

Take your pick

The Blonde:

Brunette

Or the Ginger

[Mee]

Take your pick

The Blonde:

Brunette

Or the Ginger

The blonde looks like she would prefer it in the ear.

The ginger would be very, very greatful and would appreciate it so much more.

But the brunette's eyes are to beautiful to turn her out.

COME HERE YOU SEXY BRUNETTE KANGAROO!

[Haydos]

My jebbing 'n' key is broken and I now have to smash it harder than Socceroo needs to smash his bird.

Ayone know how to clean a laptop keyboard? Is it a ballache etc?

[SOCCERROO FOX]

My jebbing 'n' key is broken and I now have to smash it harder than Socceroo needs to smash his bird.

Ayone know how to clean a laptop keyboard? Is it a ballache etc?

Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bob Weasel Fox]

my brother going away for 16 days and leaving me to look after his mutt - you would have thought hed take his partner with him

[iBleedLeicesterColours]

Spent hours doing a long boring health and safety assignment, only to realize days later I can't have saved it and have to do it all over again. It was good work aswell.

[Wymsey]

The number of ridiculous threads that have been on here recently. Also stepping on a pin whilst in the dark and with no slippers on.

Edited 21 March 2011 by Wymeswold fox

[Matt]

GEM 106 and the persistence of playing this radio station at my workplace.

I have CD's with more variety and bigger playlists on 1 disk than this station.

[Finnegan]

GEM 106 and the persistence of playing this radio station at my workplace.

I have CD's with more variety and bigger playlists on 1 disk than this station.

Totally.

What's worse is complaining about it and having someone change it to Takeover.

[iBleedLeicesterColours]

Totally.

What's worse is complaining about it and having someone change it to Takeover.

'The Dave Show' In a morning. Never heard anyone sound so thick.

[lildave3]

GEM 106 and the persistence of playing this radio station at my workplace.

I have CD's with more variety and bigger playlists on 1 disk than this station.

If GEM 106 goes over an hour without playing an Adele song...the world WILL explode.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

People that say Bourbon or Scotch and coke ruins the taste of coke.....fools.

When you hunt around for your keys only to realize you left them in ya front door

[Manwell Pablo]

Ulcers,

They are ****in wank.

[The Doctor]

americanisms - words such as polarised do not contain a ****ing z.

[MikeyT]

americanisms - words such as polarised do not contain a ****ing z.

I am seeing no end of my friends using the term "mom" now, instead of "mum" which i know is a little thing but it drives me insane. We are in England and you are English, NOT America!