What grinds my gears...

[Jon the Hat]

The homosexualisation of mens clothes. I understand the need for clothes shops to target those who spend the most money and therefore I understand why they push all the faggy two bit fashion trends, but surely they can still maintain a small selection of normal, good quality, proper fitting clothes for those of us who don't always want to look like we're on the way to mardi gras.

You are so repressing your homosexuality.

[Webbo]

The homosexualisation of mens clothes. I understand the need for clothes shops to target those who spend the most money and therefore I understand why they push all the faggy two bit fashion trends, but surely they can still maintain a small selection of normal, good quality, proper fitting clothes for those of us who don't always want to look like we're on the way to mardi gras.

You can't help yourself can you? Stop trying to bait people.

[Jon the Hat]

You can't help yourself can you? Stop trying to bait people.

He can't help it, the demons inside are tearing him up.

[BunkMoreland]

You can't help yourself can you? Stop trying to bait people.

I'm not trying to bait anyone. It's just an observation. Unless you like jeans so tight you can barely walk, in which case i apologise

[sphericalfox]

He can't help it, the demons inside are tearing him up.

Clearly nothing in his Jacamo catalogues are doing it for him anymore.

Edited 1 December 2012 by sphericalfox

[definitely not finners]

My ex works in Levis, I've been in to abuse her discount and there are plenty of jeans that aren't ridiculously skinny.

I spend a reasonable amount on clothes and I wouldn't say any of it is distinctly effeminate.

Pretty easy to find.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Skinny Jeans really show off the package, you should get around them Bunk.

[The Doctor]

Skinny Jeans really show off the package, you should get around them Bunk.

But he doesn't have a package to show off

[sphericalfox]

But he doesn't have a package to show off

Dunno, looks like he's packing to me

[The Doctor]

Fucking hell - he needs to lose some weight, probably best done by not stealing food from his fry-cook job on the sly.

[BunkMoreland]

****ing hell - he needs to lose some weight, probably best done by not stealing food from his fry-cook job on the sly.

What a wonderful change of name. Your charisma really shines though with this one.

[The Doctor]

What a wonderful change of name. Your charisma really shines though with this one.

It's a decent name change, I'm feeling fairly seasonal.

Oh, but I suspect you think I'm daggers? Incorrect.

[BunkMoreland]

It's a decent name change, I'm feeling fairly seasonal.

Oh, but I suspect you think I'm daggers? Incorrect.

You're right. I did think you were Daggers. Had I known it was you I wouldn't have been so kind.

[The Doctor]

You're right. I did think you were Daggers. Had I known it was you I wouldn't have been so kind.

Ah, I love you too you... warlord? serbian football expert? caveman? moose? Which personality are we on, it's become rather hard to keep track. Oh, btw I'd really suggest going to your GP and talking about the possibility of DID with the number of changes you've made.

[BunkMoreland]

warlord? serbian football expert?

Nonsense

[sphericalfox]

Nonsense

Bunkum?

[The Doctor]

Nonsense

Lost track of them ey? I reckon I would after so many changes as well.

[1964FOX]

I quite like the fashion range available to gentlemen at present, very metrosexual, but skinny jeans just don't suit fat blokes with short legs like me. I've consulted with Gok and boot cut are the way forward.

[Carl the Llama]

Where I live, the escalators at public transport stations are triggered by pressure pads at their entrance, meaning they only run when people need to use them, saving on the energy spent running them permanently.

Therefore: People who use the 'down' escalators when there are steps right next to them. I can understand using the up ones for long flights of stairs, but gravity literally does all the work on the way down you lazy, good for nothing tossers. (I exclude old people, pregnant women and disabled people from my furious rage)

[Rincewind]

I'm oldish, do I count?

Although I've used escalators mainly London Tube , where I'm standing on them (up and down) and people are runing up them past those standing. Usually carrying briefcase and brolly.

Edited 2 December 2012 by Nightguard

[Carl the Llama]

I'm oldish, do I count?

Are you still able to shag?

If yes, then no. If no, then yes.

[Soar Fox]

I'm oldish, do I count?

Although I've used escalators mainly London Tube , where I'm standing on them (up and down) and people are runing up them past those standing. Usually carrying briefcase and brolly.

That's what you do in London on them. If you want to stand keep to the right, people who want to get up them quicker walk up them on the left.

[Matt]

When you ask someone if they want to do something and they won't give a straight answer. Yes or No, it's a simple ****ing question - You want to do it or you don't.

Mind you even if they said yes with my tight mates they say yes then last minute make some poor excuse up.

[The Doctor]

Pressing stop on the remote for my CD player turns the sound up. Well played manufacturers, but that's not what I want the stop button to do.

[Smudge]

Pressing stop on the remote for my CD player turns the sound up. Well played manufacturers, but that's not what I want the stop button to do.

That's fixable but at a price. have you just added a new piece to the system?