What grinds my gears...

[The People's Hero]

Sack her off.

Oh and don't forget the turd in the post to her brother.

[Corky]

Sack her off.

Oh and don't forget the turd in the post to her brother.

Without a postage stamp

[The People's Hero]

Without a postage stamp

Yes. That's important. Don't put ANY postage on it.

[GLC]

meeting her at 5,

turd in the post tomorrow

[The People's Hero]

meeting her at 5,

Deliver by hand, then.

But don't forget the envelope.

[Daggers]

I'm a bit pissed off that no one has started a thread today demanding that non-existent posters stop demanding Pearson's removal, if I'm being honest.

[GLC]

well that went well. im single again but she got there first, b*tch

[Alexikokopops]

well that went well. im single again but she got there first, b*tch

Well that's a bit rubbish. Did she say why?

[Corky]

well that went well. im single again but she got there first, b*tch

Ouch!

[Tilley]

People ruining threads.

[Corky]

People ruining threads.

Well go away then

[GLC]

Well that's a bit rubbish. Did she say why?

Ouch!

yep she said we havnt been happy together for a while, shes sorry and she wants to be mates, i said i need booze and im off to play football and walked off ,

[fox123]

yep she said we havnt been happy together for a while, shes sorry and she wants to be mates, i said i need booze and im off to play football and walked off ,

She was Veggie anyway mate, unless you were from Quorn, how could she of ate your Sausage

[GLC]

She was Veggie anyway mate, unless you were from Quorn, how could she of ate your Sausage

she liked my meat

[SOCCERROO FOX]

People who walk and send txt msgs at the same time

They bang in to you and don't say sorry, i could see this turd about to walk in to me so i shouldered up and bumped him causing him to drop his phone serves him right

[The People's Hero]

yep she said we havnt been happy together for a while, shes sorry and she wants to be mates, i said i need booze and im off to play football and walked off ,

Have you sent her brother that turd yet mate?

[Katy]

She was Veggie anyway mate, unless you were from Quorn, how could she of ate your Sausage

[The People's Hero]

I'm pretty sure that vegetablarian types still adminster the odd blow job from time to time, when the situation calls for it.

In fact, I believe that some even swallow the semen, providing it hasn't been laced with Bovril, of course.

[Dr The Singh]

I'm pretty sure that vegetablarian types still adminster the odd blow job from time to time, when the situation calls for it.

In fact, I believe that some even swallow the semen, providing it hasn't been laced with Bovril, of course.

I used to date a veggie, she still enjoyed abit of sausage in her, and especially enjoyed sausage cream!!!! I often thought I did her a service, I gave her some essential protiens from which she wouldn't get from eating vegetables, did she appreciate it....................NO!!

[The People's Hero]

I used to date a veggie, she still enjoyed abit of sausage in her, and especially enjoyed sausage cream!!!! I often thought I did her a service, I gave her some essential protiens from which she wouldn't get from eating vegetables, did she appreciate it....................NO!!

Turd in the post.

[Dr The Singh]

Turd in the post.

Yes, she did send me one, a vegetarians turd is no laughing joke!!!!!

[Number 6]

People who watch strictly come dancing for entertainment, and then moan about Sergent to the point where he feels he has to leave the show.

+turds, sex, & vegeterainism

Edited 19 November 2008 by Number 6

[Dr The Singh]

People who watch strictly come dancing for entertainment, and then moan about Sergent to the point where he feels he has to leave the show.

Please edit your post, please add a reference to turds, sex, or vegeterainism!! Thank You!!!!

[The People's Hero]

I reckon, if anything, a vegetarian is MORE likely to chow down.

[Dr The Singh]

I reckon, if anything, a vegetarian is MORE likely to chow down.

So true, the sausage is a 'forbidden fruit' to them, hence they want it more!!