What grinds my gears...

[Voll Blau]

we talkin jo brand or russell brand? or steve brand? probably not him cos i went to school with him and he wasn't that funny. 

 

Thought Scousers had native wit?

[ScouseFox]

Thought Scousers had native wit?

 

he was a manc 

[StanSP]

will be Russell. He and Fielding are great on it. 

 

Mel B ruined it, she obviously didn't want to be there. That was funny for a little bit but soon became pretty awkward until they all took the piss towards the end

 

The Spice Girls back catalogue pun frenzy was funny

[lavrentis]

Cant believe that c unt Jack Whitehall moving to BBC2 now

[Unabomber]

Let me guess you met him on a night out?

[lavrentis]

Let me guess you met him on a night out?

 

Hell no

[Danno]

The phrases 'not premier league quality' or 'bang average'.

[Unabomber]

Just dropped a jar (glass) of cranberry sauce (ocean spray) on my big toe from the top shelf of the fridge, absolutely sickening.

[Carl the Llama]

But still, I bet your toe tastes good now so it's not all bad.

[Unabomber]

It really hurts

[Carl the Llama]

Imo you should get some frozen peas asap, then fry them in butter and add them to the cranberry sauce, should taste exquisite.

[Rincewind]

Just dropped a jar (glass) of cranberry sauce (ocean spray) on my big toe from the top shelf of the fridge, absolutely sickening.

I broke my DNO mug earlier. Luckily I have a spare one. Not really mine. It should be somebody's  that volunteers with me and I was keeping it for him. It's mine now.

[Carl the Llama]

Rince no that's stealing.

[Unabomber]

Luckily my ocean spray cranberry sauce stayed intact, as I don't have a spare and I am not looking after a fellow sauce enthusiast's jar. Pretty sure I broke me toe tho.

[Carl the Llama]

Oh so you don't have a marinaded toe.  This story's boring now.

[Soar Fox]

I broke my DNO mug earlier. Luckily I have a spare one. Not really mine. It should be somebody's that volunteers with me and I was keeping it for him. It's mine now.

So you've stole something from a volunteer.

Nice

[Rincewind]

Rince no that's stealing.

I'm sure there are spare ones somewhere. It's been in my cupboard for six months.

[StanSP]

I'm sure there are spare ones somewhere. It's been in my cupboard for six months.

 

you still took it off someone else. expected better from you kenny

[Soar Fox]

I'm sure there are spare ones somewhere. It's been in my cupboard for six months.

So you had no intention of giving it to him.

Tut tut

[Webbo]

No wonder there's no money to help the homeless if these charities spend all their money on mugs for themselves.

[MooseBreath]

Just think that one promotional mug could have attracted that one donation that could have saved a homeless person's life this Christmas. You've got blood on your hands, ken.

[Soar Fox]

Losing £50 playing poker, nicking volunteers mugs.

You've changed Rincey.

[Rincewind]

No wonder there's no money to help the homeless if these charities spend all their money on mugs for themselves.

We are not a charity. We are a News and Support Agency. The money was from funding kitty for equipment. Anyway we are now on hold until new premises are confirmed in the new year.  Re-branded as Independent DNO. NASA.

I'll own up when I see him and offer it if he wants it.

[MooseBreath]

Independent DNO. NASA.

Certainly does have a ring to it. Pop a branded mug in the post to me will you, when you put together another "equipment" order. Sounds like quite the little perk you've got going there.

[Rincewind]

They are for promotional purposes only. Might be able to get you a pen.