Jay Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 he's used to love a good random quote so I will start it off... Edmund Blackadder... Something is always wrong, Balders. The fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle.
coale39 Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 The Blair Witch Project "I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them."
billyfox1 Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 Basil Fawlty "You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky"
coale39 Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 Comedy? I thought it was funny cus its stupid...
General Smuts Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? David: You like Coldplay. 40 Year Old Virgin.
Samilktray Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 The whole scene in Bad Boys 2 where the lad comes round to take Martin Lawrence's daughter out is laced with comedy.
General Smuts Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fooked that guy?' We could be that mistake! Superbad
David O'Leary Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 Knocked Up... Man 1 to Woman: I want us to rear our child together Man 1's friend: ewww, you want to rear your child!
JakeShingler Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fooked that guy?' We could be that mistake!Superbad Class Film.
Jay Posted 17 October 2008 Author Posted 17 October 2008 Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. David Brent
Koke Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 The whole scene in Bad Boys 2 where the lad comes round to take Martin Lawrence's daughter out is laced with comedy. "Your a virgin?" "Yes" "You better keep it that way cuz there ain't gonna be no ****in tonight" The best one is surely: "You ever made love to a man?" "No" "You want to?" "No Sir"
Thracian Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 I do not want to eat your pickled onions, not after they's been in your filthy, filthy, bath water. You dirty old man! (or something similar) - Harold Steptoe.
Koke Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 "How Old Are You?" "15" "Shit Nigga You Atleast 30."
fox123 Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. - Chris Rock
Samilktray Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 "How Old Are You?""15" "Shit Nigga You Atleast 30." Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Im watching it now.
Fox You Forest Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 "You said it was open 24 hours a day" "Yeah it is but not at night"
Samilktray Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 What kinda rats are those? Big Mother****ers!
Daggers Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. [Apologies to any religious bigot who may read this post - I am sorry that you decided to stop using a brain for thinking]
Durnerz Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 Also along the Blackadder theme.... 'You're head is just something you wear your hat on isnt it, Percy' - Edmund Blackadder.
Joe. Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 What kinda rats are those?Big Mother****ers! Just recall the whole Bad Boys II script why don't you...
Samilktray Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 Just recall the whole Bad Boys II script why don't you... If I could I would mate. Watched it earlier, that is sheer brilliance.
Joe. Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 If I could I would mate.Watched it earlier, that is sheer brilliance. 'Tis indeed. Watched it the other night, what a genius film!
Alexikokopops Posted 17 October 2008 Posted 17 October 2008 There's not enough fitness going on in this thread
WetFlannel Posted 18 October 2008 Posted 18 October 2008 "You said it was open 24 hours a day""Yeah it is but not at night" Classic Trigger.
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