SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 Congrats to the guy who got a girls number First week i came uni i was fine, got loads people's numbers and confidence overflowed. Pulled a few girls too. Then i kinda got knocked back one night, and i have been knocked back ever since. Not really sure what happened. (Oh btw we had Elliot Minor at our Flat how cool are we!!!!!!!) Is it cos they then started to think you were a man whore
The People's Hero Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 Look, if any of you lot want to come and learn from the master, pop on a train to Maidstone and the job's a good'un - as they say.
Foxhateram Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 That has always been my problem (but with lads) Maybe they just aren't the right one to do 'it' with with even though you fancy them if that makes sense. Yer i get you. nice one. As for the guy who refered to me as being a man whore. Random people in clubs in a very large city do not know about what you did the night before. FACT! besides getting numbers and a quick kiss from several girls doesnt really qaulify you as a man Whore surely? Now a perfect example of a man Whore is my Flat mate, Noisy bastard
Tabou Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 Look, if any of you lot want to come and learn from the master, pop on a train to Maidstone and the job's a good'un - as they say. I do. Show me how to pull the man of my dreams. HAHA.
The People's Hero Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 I do. Show me how to pull the man of my dreams. HAHA. Who is the man of your dreams?
Tabou Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 Who is the man of your dreams? Oh O. I don't know. If I shut my eyes, and really really imagine what he can look like, all I see is Smuts. Failing that Hugh Jackman Ha.
The People's Hero Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 Oh O. I don't know. If I shut my eyes, and really really imagine what he can look like, all I see is Smuts. Failing that Hugh Jackman Ha. Isn't a Smuts a bit... well.... Emo for you?
Fox You Forest Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 Who is the man of your dreams? Fear not i am here.
Tabou Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 Isn't a Smuts a bit... well.... Emo for you? Yes. And a bit, well, gay.
Katy Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 Oh O. I don't know. If I shut my eyes, and really really imagine what he can look like, all I see is Smuts. Failing that Hugh Jackman Ha. You're just one big challenge.
Tabou Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 You're just one big challenge. I don't quite know what you mean. But being gay, Thanks
Katy Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 I don't quite know what you mean. But being gay, Thanks I think you being unobtainable (to the female of the species) makes you more attractive....maybe....
Guest Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 I think you being unobtainable (to the female of the species) makes you more attractive....maybe.... Just wait until you've actually met him........
Katy Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 Just wait until you've actually met him........ I'm fully prepared to see the girth
Corky Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 I'm fully prepared to see the moron That's a bit harsh
Guest Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 That's a bit harsh I'm disappointed; there's no reference to pvc, petroleum jelly and strap ons.
Corky Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 I'm disappointed; there's no reference to pvc, petroleum jelly and strap ons. Whatever floats your boat
Katy Posted 9 October 2008 Posted 9 October 2008 I'm disappointed; there's no reference to pvc, petroleum jelly and strap ons. You see that's what puts me off people, when they are unnecessarily smutteh
The People's Hero Posted 10 October 2008 Posted 10 October 2008 I think you being unobtainable (to the female of the species) makes you more attractive....maybe.... In that case, I am well gay. I'm super gay. Did I mention how gay I am? Man, I'm gay.
Katy Posted 10 October 2008 Posted 10 October 2008 In that case, I am well gay.I'm super gay. Did I mention how gay I am? Man, I'm gay. Yeah but i've met you anyway I'm banned from talking to anyone ever again. Ha balls to that, no one owns Katy
The People's Hero Posted 10 October 2008 Posted 10 October 2008 Yeah but i've met you anyway I'm banned from talking to anyone ever again. Ha balls to that, no one owns Katy I'm even gayer than tabou - bumlove and all. I love it. Right, I'm off to a gay bar. I'm gay.
Katy Posted 10 October 2008 Posted 10 October 2008 I'm even gayer than tabou - bumlove and all. I love it.Right, I'm off to a gay bar. I'm gay. So you are as gay as the well known footballer Gay Lord Samuel?
The People's Hero Posted 10 October 2008 Posted 10 October 2008 So you are as gay as the well known footballer Gay Lord Samuel? I've had him... and he wasn't really that in to it, so I can only conclude that yes, I'm actually gayer than him. I'm as gay as the proverbial French Onion in a Wheelbarrow.
Guest Posted 10 October 2008 Posted 10 October 2008 Yeah but i've met you anyway I'm banned from talking to anyone ever again. Ha balls to that, no one owns Katy What the fudge?
Katy Posted 10 October 2008 Posted 10 October 2008 What the fudge? Meh, was just sounding off. Tis partly why i'm intensely annoyed today
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