the actual confidence thread

[Foxhateram]

Shouldn't be too long now TPH

This bird better be fooking good lucking after such a build up. A whole thread dedicated to his relationship with her aswell. He best deliver the goods.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Ok people me needs some advo (that's slang for advice):

I'm looking to hop back on the old horse as it were and think I've found someone right. I've barely spoken to this girl but when I have I just think "yes". She's funny, sweet and gowjus, but I reckon she might think I'm a bit of a cum gullet, because recently the only times I've bumped into her is when I've been hungover.

Very hungover.

I make a complete idiot of myself, then I'd turn around and find her nearby, and I can just tell she's thinking "twat."

I only see her very rarely so don't really know how to approach her to dispell any thoughts she might have, and it's making me frustrated because I'm not asking her out to get rejected becuase she probably thinks I'm a prink. I can't exactly walk up to her and say "I'm not like that all the time" because it'd seem odd, and I get nervous around her.

Hopefully that made sense.

Now advo away.

[Samilktray]

Ok people me needs some advo (that's slang for advice):

I'm looking to hop back on the old horse as it were and think I've found someone right. I've barely spoken to this girl but when I have I just think "yes". She's funny, sweet and gowjus, but I reckon she might think I'm a bit of a cum gullet, because recently the only times I've bumped into her is when I've been hungover.

Very hungover.

I make a complete idiot of myself, then I'd turn around and find her nearby, and I can just tell she's thinking "twat."

I only see her very rarely so don't really know how to approach her to dispell any thoughts she might have, and it's making me frustrated because I'm not asking her out to get rejected becuase she probably thinks I'm a prink. I can't exactly walk up to her and say "I'm not like that all the time" because it'd seem odd, and I get nervous around her.

Hopefully that made sense.

Now advo away.

Tell her you'll give her the best 3 minutes of her life.

[Simi]

Ok people me needs some advo (that's slang for advice):

I'm looking to hop back on the old horse as it were and think I've found someone right. I've barely spoken to this girl but when I have I just think "yes". She's funny, sweet and gowjus, but I reckon she might think I'm a bit of a cum gullet, because recently the only times I've bumped into her is when I've been hungover.

Very hungover.

I make a complete idiot of myself, then I'd turn around and find her nearby, and I can just tell she's thinking "twat."

I only see her very rarely so don't really know how to approach her to dispell any thoughts she might have, and it's making me frustrated because I'm not asking her out to get rejected becuase she probably thinks I'm a prink. I can't exactly walk up to her and say "I'm not like that all the time" because it'd seem odd, and I get nervous around her.

Hopefully that made sense.

Now advo away.

Jizz on her weetabix.

You're welcome.

[Katy]

Try and bump into her when you aren't drunk?

[Corky]

Ok people me needs some advo (that's slang for advice):

I'm looking to hop back on the old horse as it were and think I've found someone right. I've barely spoken to this girl but when I have I just think "yes". She's funny, sweet and gowjus, but I reckon she might think I'm a bit of a cum gullet, because recently the only times I've bumped into her is when I've been hungover.

Very hungover.

I make a complete idiot of myself, then I'd turn around and find her nearby, and I can just tell she's thinking "twat."

I only see her very rarely so don't really know how to approach her to dispell any thoughts she might have, and it's making me frustrated because I'm not asking her out to get rejected becuase she probably thinks I'm a prink. I can't exactly walk up to her and say "I'm not like that all the time" because it'd seem odd, and I get nervous around her.

Hopefully that made sense.

Now advo away.

Pull her knickers down.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Try and bump into her when you aren't drunk?

Yeah, but when that happens I can't talk.

Confident I am not.

Also, thanks to Ched and Corky for the advice. ( <_< )

[lildave3]

We watched a guy crash and burn at college last week.

Was painful to watch.

[Corky]

Yeah, but when that happens I can't talk.

Confident I am not.

Also, thanks to Ched and Corky for the advice. ( <_< )

Any time, just ask

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

We watched a guy crash and burn at college last week.

Was painful to watch.

Well that has helped me no end.

[lildave3]

Well that has helped me no end.

:laugh:

Basically, don't do what he did.

Glad I could help.

[Corky]

Well that has helped me no end.

I'm beginning to wonder if you are just a little bit ungrateful about the kind words of advice that Sam, me, Ched and Ld3 have given you <_<

[Samilktray]

We watched a guy crash and burn at college last week.

Was painful to watch.

This is why bluetooth messages are pivotal when it comes to random girls at college.

Ask Jack, Ive pulled many a time using this.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I'm beginning to wonder if you are just a little bit ungrateful about the kind words of advice that Sam, me, Ched and Ld3 have given you <_<

Really? Because, seriously, I'm considering jizzing on Weetabix.

[The People's Hero]

I can almost guarantee I've jizzed on worse.

[Corky]

Now for some serious advice. Just try not to act how she thinks you are, then quickly she'll get a different impression of you, and as that impression grows on her, wait for the right time

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Now for some serious advice. Just try not to act how she thinks you are, then quickly she'll get a different impression of you, and as that impression grows on her, wait for the right time

But I rarely talk to her, so I don't know exactly how to turn this round.

[The People's Hero]

Just get your mates to feed her fake stories to make you sound amazing.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just get your mates to feed her fake stories to make you sound amazing.

The plot of a Jean Claude Van Damme film, with my name in place of Van Damme's.

[Corky]

But I rarely talk to her, so I don't know exactly how to turn this round.

Stand on her foot, apologise, check if she's alright, stay with her and then start up a conversation

No, seriously, just approach her and ask her a random question, then she might respond and a topic may be reached and you get to know her.

[lildave3]

Ask her who she prefers: King George or King Henry.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Stand on her foot, apologise, check if she's alright, stay with her and then start up a conversation

No, seriously, just approach her and ask her a random question, then she might respond and a topic may be reached and you get to know her.

If it was that easy there'd be no problem.

[Jack]

This is why bluetooth messages are pivotal when it comes to random girls at college.

Ask Jack, Ive pulled many a time using this.

He is dangerous with the ol' bluetooth.

[The People's Hero]

Just slip her a finger.

[lildave3]

Just slip her a finger.

I tried that once, she just told me to stop picking her nose.