the actual confidence thread

[The People's Hero]

Well, if she doesn't like the nose picking, whack it in her vag.

Just make sure not to take the route of her vag --> your nose.

[Floating Fox]

:laugh:

[AoWW]

Well, if she doesn't like the nose picking, whack it in her vag.

Just make sure not to take the route of her vag --> your nose.

You're delightful at times.

[Katy]

Eew Jim.

I know it's hard but try and pretend you don't like her. I know what it's like when you fancy someone and then you have to talk to them, I used to be like this with Fez but now I no longer fancy him it's easy to talk to him.

Go on, I have zero confidence but you only live once. If you like the lass just throw caution to the wind lad

[The People's Hero]

You're delightful at times.

Do you mean 'all the time'?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I know it's hard but try and pretend you don't like her. I know what it's like when you fancy someone and then you have to talk to them, I used to be like this with Fez but now I no longer fancy him it's easy to talk to him.

Go on, I have zero confidence but you only live once. If you like the lass just throw caution to the wind lad

Impossiblé.

Thing is, I don't want it to be awkward if I do do something and it backfires.

[AoWW]

Do you mean 'all the time'?

Ermmmmmmm..............

[Samilktray]

Well, if she doesn't like the nose picking, whack it in her vag.

Just make sure not to take the route of her vag --> your nose.

[Katy]

Impossiblé.

Thing is, I don't want it to be awkward if I do do something and it backfires.

Have you tried? Nooooooooooooo

DO IT!

[The People's Hero]

With your silhouette, when the sunlight dims,

In to your eyes, where the moonlight swims.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Have you tried? Nooooooooooooo

DO IT!

But what if it backfires?

[The People's Hero]

But what if it backfires?

Then you move on to the next one.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Then you move on to the next one.

"I'm not that kind of girl."

Replace the word girl with boy.

[Katy]

But what if it backfires?

Then you'll never know.

As my lovely old Gran used to say....if if's and ands were pots and pans, we'd have no need for tinkers - now think on geordie boy

[The People's Hero]

"I'm not that kind of girl."

Replace the word girl with boy.

Then you're in the wrong game.

It's not all 'romance' and 'the one'.

Play the numbers. It's a percentages game. You might even punch above your weight if she's arseholed.

I've been there mate.

Also, always be seen carrying a copy of Jack Kerouac - On the Road

Or something like that. I believe chicks dig it.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Play the numbers. It's a percentages game. You might even punch above your weight if she's arseholed.

I've been there mate.

I've never "played the field" before though.

I'm a novice.

[The People's Hero]

I've never "played the field" before though.

I'm a novice.

Whoa whoa whoa... don't tell yourself you're playing the field. You're going all out on one handpicked beauty.

There just happen to be five or six of them.

[Bert]

Ask if she looks like her mum.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've just realised.

I'm Mark from Peep Show.

Shit.

[The People's Hero]

Go with the old finger routine.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Ask if she looks like her mum.

Why?

[Bert]

Why?

Cos, if she says yes, and this lass turns you down, you can always try and crack on to her mum.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Cos, if she says yes, and this lass turns you down, you can always try and crack on to her mum.

But if I come onto her mum, what if it backfires?

[Bert]

But if I come onto her mum, what if it backfires?

Run.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Run.