AoWW Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 But if I come onto her mum, what if it backfires? Close your eyes quick. That stuff stings. Allegedly.
Fox You Forest Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Close your eyes quick. That stuff stings. Allegedly.
Corky Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Stop worrying about backfires. GET INTO 'EM, ASK 'EM OUT!!
Alexikokopops Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 I've never "played the field" before though.I'm a novice. It's simple. The key thing to remember is quantity, not quality.
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Also, pick your pseudonym early so you don't hesitate when asked. Oh and running 2 phones can help.
Dr The Singh Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Also, pick your pseudonym early so you don't hesitate when asked.Oh and running 2 phones can help. WTF's going on in here, who's trying to pull a bird and how come nobody's come to me for advice???????
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 WTF's going on in here, who's trying to pull a bird and how come nobody's come to me for advice??????? Quite honestly, I can't believe I'm being allowed to dole the stuff out. I've mugged maself.
Dr The Singh Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Quite honestly, I can't believe I'm being allowed to dole the stuff out.I've mugged maself. Why, were to of the Foxestalk's most edible bachelors, we have alot to dole out!!!
Alexikokopops Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Quite honestly, I can't believe I'm being allowed to dole the stuff out.I've mugged maself. More advice for young Michael. If she's not attractive then don't let that deter you. A swift helping of Stroh 80 will help you there. In fact, I believe the last time I drank Stroh I "shared a moment" with a rather unattractive girl on a chair in the corridor of an Austrian hotel. I hope this encourages you!
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 I love bottom part about artificial flavours, colours etc. Looks like erm 'nice' stuff, Alex.
Dr The Singh Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 More advice for young Michael. If she's not attractive then don't let that deter you. A swift helping of Stroh 80 will help you there. In fact, I believe the last time I drank Stroh I "shared a moment" with a rather unattractive girl on a chair in the corridor of an Austrian hotel. I hope this encourages you! Fook me, WTF does it taste like?????
Alexikokopops Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 I love bottom part about artificial flavours, colours etc.Looks like erm 'nice' stuff, Alex. Fook me, WTF does it taste like????? Like the fires of hell. Seriously, if you have some then you can taste it all night. It also makes ANYONE look attractive. Swings and roundabouts, swings and roundabouts.
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 It also makes ANYONE look attractive. Swings and roundabouts, swings and roundabouts. If that's not potential paedophilia, I don't know what is. Keep AWAY from those swings and roundabouts!
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Does anyone fancy a pint? No. I've got my orange juice. Stop trying to lure me back to the sweeet sweeeeeet alcohol. Tonight, no booze for me.
Floating Fox Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Hmmm. Not totally related, but need your help FT. Very NICE lass just sent me a text saying "What you doin' tonight.." Obviously wanted me to do something with her...So I text back saying "Nothing I can't get out of..why what you thinking" etc... Found out she wants me to go with her too see her little sister in a school choir (). She might be nice, but theres no way I'm going, much rather head down to the football. Now I can't think of a reply to get out of it, after I said there was "nothing I can't get out of"... Any way I look at it, I look the Kant.
Alexikokopops Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Hmmm. Not totally related, but need your help FT.Very NICE lass just sent me a text saying "What you doin' tonight.." Obviously wanted me to do something with her...So I text back saying "Nothing I can't get out of..why what you thinking" etc... Found out she wants me to go with her too see her little sister in a school choir (). She might be nice, but theres no way I'm going, much rather head down to the football. Now I can't think of a reply to get out of it, after I said there was "nothing I can't get out of"... Any way I look at it, I look the Kant. Drink some Stroh, play it out and see what happens. Stroh is the key little one, Stroh is the key.
Lovejoy Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Hmmm. Not totally related, but need your help FT.Very NICE lass just sent me a text saying "What you doin' tonight.." Obviously wanted me to do something with her...So I text back saying "Nothing I can't get out of..why what you thinking" etc... Found out she wants me to go with her too see her little sister in a school choir (). She might be nice, but theres no way I'm going, much rather head down to the football. Now I can't think of a reply to get out of it, after I said there was "nothing I can't get out of"... Any way I look at it, I look the Kant. Depends just how nice the lass is .
Floating Fox Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Depends just how nice the lass is . I'm not going. No chance. I'd make more of a Kant trying to be interested in some boring Choir than I would by just texting back saying "no."
Alexikokopops Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 I'm not going. No chance. I'd make more of a Kant trying to be interested in some boring Choir than I would by just texting back saying "no." Not if you follow my advice boyo Drink some Stroh, play it out and see what happens. Stroh is the key little one, Stroh is the key.
Asha Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Maybe something could come up at the last minute?
Lovejoy Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 I'm not going. No chance. I'd make more of a Kant trying to be interested in some boring Choir than I would by just texting back saying "no." Good man. At least you've got your priorities in the right order .
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Hmmm. Not totally related, but need your help FT.Very NICE lass just sent me a text saying "What you doin' tonight.." Obviously wanted me to do something with her...So I text back saying "Nothing I can't get out of..why what you thinking" etc... Found out she wants me to go with her too see her little sister in a school choir (). She might be nice, but theres no way I'm going, much rather head down to the football. Now I can't think of a reply to get out of it, after I said there was "nothing I can't get out of"... Any way I look at it, I look the Kant. You should go mate. Unless it's the girl I like, in which case you can sling your bleedin' 'ook.
Alexikokopops Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 You should go mate.Unless it's the girl I like, in which case you can sling your bleedin' 'ook. Reply to your emails!
The People's Hero Posted 25 November 2008 Posted 25 November 2008 Reply to your emails! I was interviewing someone! And I had about 14. It took me a while to read them all!
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