AoWW Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 Anywhere that I don't have to stand up, do manual labour or talk to people.Any offers? You can do all my lesson planning for me.
Libertine Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 You can do all my lesson planning for me. Too easy.
Libertine Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 Thought you wanted easy? But not so easy as to waste away my brain.
AoWW Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 But not so easy as to waste away my brain. You've a brain?
AoWW Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 Two. No, I was talking an 'entire brain' - not individual cells.
Libertine Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 No, I was talking an 'entire brain' - not individual cells.
Daggers Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 I am going to branch out into prostitution and drug dealing
lookwhaticando Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 I am going to branch out into prostitution and drug dealing I'd like to work for this man. Not as a whore, though. I don't look good in Fishnets, punters won't go for that and I don't want to be slain for not bringing home the bacon.
Head Honcho Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 I am going to branch out into prostitution and drug dealing I thought that was the norm in South Brum
Daggers Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 I thought that was the norm in South Brum South Birmingham is full of ladyboys.
Alexikokopops Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 ***Smug alert***We have an 'office' nintendo wii (Stop touching yourself Phube..) and we get alcohol brought to us on a friday at 3pm. Although, the alure of weorking in covent garden , with its 517 steps at the tube station is tempting. The other half of my department is based in the office I used to work in. They have a Wii there. I prefer our benefits though And please, it's 518 steps. Both good, good offers. You get to see my fine booty every day too. Failing that, how about this job http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7824386.stm
cisono Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 Myself really Just wish my customers were wealthier, more plentiful and more willing to part with their cash How about having free toast and Coca Cola and watching TV? Does that appeal to you? If so then become an Analyst with me. We have a hammock... What are you analysing? Or should I not ask?
Daggers Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 I am currently hiring pimps, hookers, pushers and tough guys. Please post your CV and I'll let you know. (All job offers for the post of hooker are dependant upon clean references and a dirty appearance - that's you out Raj) ((Phube - you ain't tough enough))
AoWW Posted 13 January 2009 Posted 13 January 2009 I am currently hiring pimps, hookers, pushers and tough guys.Please post your CV and I'll let you know. (All job offers for the post of hooker are dependant upon clean references and a dirty appearance - that's you out Raj) ((Phube - you ain't tough enough)) What you paying?
breadandcheese Posted 14 January 2009 Posted 14 January 2009 Their export market has collapsed due to other cheaper brands being available in Japan and other far east countries and their domestic market is at a standstill due to there being so many vehicles available for hire.How difficult is that to understand? I have no doubts that JCB's share in the market has been dwindling for years now anyway and as the Bamfords have always been known for their close relations with their workforce, needed to blame someone rather then themselves for their miscalculation on the demand for their product. I read your first post as a criticism of JCB for laying-off staff. Obviously this is not the case and you're advocating it as the only sensible thing for JCB to do.
lookwhaticando Posted 14 January 2009 Posted 14 January 2009 What you paying? You're obviously new to this... it's the punter who pays.
AoWW Posted 14 January 2009 Posted 14 January 2009 £10? Hmmm. Not a bad offer to be fair. I'm giving it due consideration and will let you know my decision later. You're obviously new to this... it's the punter who pays. But Dags is the pimp.
Head Honcho Posted 14 January 2009 Posted 14 January 2009 I read your first post as a criticism of JCB for laying-off staff. Obviously this is not the case and you're advocating it as the only sensible thing for JCB to do. I'm not blaming JCB for laying people off but I am blaming them for blaming anyone other then themselves. The tories have done quite well out of the Bamford family so for them to play party politics with peoples jobs is a bit hard to swallow.
Daggers Posted 14 January 2009 Posted 14 January 2009 Hmmm. Not a bad offer to be fair. I'm giving it due consideration and will let you know my decision later. But Dags is the pimp. These are the rules: Pervert pays the skank, skank gives Daggers the money, Daggers gives skank barely enough for her next fix of crack, skank buys crack from Daggers' dealer. All skanks commit to a minimum of 10 perverts per night, 6 nights per week. No police, no boyfriends, no free tricks!
Corky Posted 14 January 2009 Posted 14 January 2009 Hmmm. Not a bad offer to be fair. I'm giving it due consideration and will let you know my decision later. What do I get for my money?
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